My 79 y.o. dad is now looking for a maid/companion ~

anyone have any experience, references, etc.?


HALP!!!

Are you listed anywhere? Cuz I'd pay a shitpot for you.

A FULL Pot of Shit??

SOLD!

I'll see your full pot of shit and raise you $1. She'll need to cook & clean for me. But I'm not feeding her or paying her any attention. She'll have to sleep on the floor too, out of my way.

I'll pay $10 every week to cook and clean for me, but yes, you will then have to retire to your carriage house for the evening.

Her friends back at the clap-board shack will be so envious...