Yeah tattoos on chicks get me going. Megan Fox is pretty ok. I've seen better. But still tattoos only improve her for me.

I'm all about the tattooed ladies.

Same.

If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?  God you can buy me dinner but not a tattoo, you cheap bastard!

Judging by recent photos, feeding you dinner costs about $6 and a tattoo costs about $200.

So yeah, cheap bastard.

OTOH, I know he'd rather cook brats in beer at home than go to a $7.99 Chinese Buffet so he can't be that cheap...

If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?  God you can buy me dinner but not a tattoo, you cheap bastard!

You can fuck other dudes but not Luke? You prude!

Transformers star Megan Fox has been slammed as "dumb-as-a-rock", "ungracious" and "classless" by fellow crew members from the blockbuster film, who also said the actress would be better off pursuing a porn career.

There's an idea I can get behind...

If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?  God you can buy me dinner but not a tattoo, you cheap bastard!

You can fuck other dudes but not Luke? You prude!

He doesn't want to have sex with me, I think it has something to do with herpes.  His loss.

What a wuss.

Yeah he told me he didn't want to catch that again...

Again, ha.

Well shit, the last thing you need is two different kinds of Herpes.

There's an idea I can get behind...

I would get behind this idea with you as long as the balls didn't touch.

Mine or yours?

Yeah what the fuck is Megan Fox all about?
Megan Fox this, Megan Fox that.Fucking christ.

Yeah shed get some,but there ARE others.

Its just like coca cola really.A product,hyped and overrated.
The female equivalent of David Beckwank.

He doesn't want to have sex with me, I think it has something to do with herpes.  His loss.

Nah, with the right precautions that's not really a huge risk.  So it's not that.

If you are into tattoo'd ladies so much then why don't you buy me another tattoo Luke?

I know that you need food on a regular basis.  I didn't realize you needed tattoos, too.
What do you want to get?  We can talk about it.