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i lost my cell phone(Read 5470 times)
i lost my cell phone on: September 10, 2009, 07:49:06 PM
and i dont have a land line. ugh
« Last Edit: September 10, 2009, 07:58:46 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



poop Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 07:55:49 PM
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« Last Edit: September 10, 2009, 07:59:04 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
I found my phone earlier tonight after not knowing where it was for the past week and a half.

Good thing people are used to me being indifferent to social interaction.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 08:00:33 PM
my parents call me and freak out if i dont call back immediately.

fuck. now i have to buy another goddamn phone.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 08:02:13 PM
Here. HAve a drink.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
i only use my cell phone for the vibrations
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 09:43:54 AM
and i dont have a land line. ugh

need me to call it until someone answers?  :D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 09:45:46 AM
It's called Skype, trickydicky.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 10:01:46 AM
fryzna (sp) called it while i was at home and i didnt hear it ring.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2009, 10:02:01 AM by tricky »
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
and that's a bad thing ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #10 on: September 11, 2009, 10:39:38 AM
iPhone
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 11:01:51 AM
and that's a bad thing ?

yes b/c it confirms that i didnt just lose it somewhere in my apartment.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 11:13:16 AM
unless the battery died.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
I found my phone this morning. It was in the car, which doesn't really make sense because I phoned it yesterday whilst looking for it and could actually hear it in my room so... I guess I'm just losing it.

Good luck though..



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 12:24:44 PM
I can't lose what I don't have....I've had the latest greatest cell phones in the past and I care two shits still about not having one.  Leaving the house a few times a month does have SOME advantages.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 02:30:19 PM
I got one just so I could leave the house a few times a month.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 03:32:06 PM
unless the battery died.

i had just charged my batteries that morning.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #17 on: September 11, 2009, 03:47:08 PM
I know America does its phone services(plans) a bit different from OZ, but have you cancelled the service yet ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #18 on: September 11, 2009, 03:49:44 PM
no, i'm on a family account so no canceling. just gonna get a new phone and hope some dingbat isn't using the old one. the old one was a complete piece of shit (3 years old) so i can't see anyone picking it up and wanting to use it anyways.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #19 on: September 11, 2009, 11:07:28 PM
Unless they are like Dylan and don't have one of thier own ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #20 on: September 11, 2009, 11:41:05 PM
iPhone

fuck that.

Jobs can stick his iPhone up his arse.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #21 on: September 12, 2009, 12:12:23 AM
Everybody should buy an iPhone.

I heard a rumor that the Chinese government has bought 5 million iPhones (but if it's true, Apple is holding the details close to it's chest until the right time).



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #22 on: September 12, 2009, 01:09:23 AM
No body should buy an iPhone.

More overhyped bullshit from Jobs & Co. I'll stick to something that works, like Nokia.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #23 on: September 12, 2009, 08:56:11 AM
Used $5 Motorola Sprint-Nextel phones from eBay FTW!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #24 on: September 12, 2009, 09:19:31 AM
I'm still using my Nokia 6230 from 2004.

It works excellent.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 09:21:15 AM
I haven't bought a new in the package cel phone since 1997.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 09:52:49 AM
I want an iPhone, but I don't want to pay for it.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 09:56:41 AM
I just want a phone. I dont want something that has a bolt on application to locate cruising homosexuals. I dont even want a camera in my phone.

Is that too much to ask?



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #28 on: September 12, 2009, 10:00:43 AM
I dont want something that has a bolt on application to locate cruising homosexuals.

Riiiiiiight...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 10:13:28 AM
You're surprised at my assertion of heterosexuality?