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The male form(Read 14845 times)
The male form on: September 16, 2009, 04:28:25 AM
This is really a question only for the women.


Explain to me your daily feelings about the male form.

Likes, dislikes, fantasies and secret thoughts about male anatomy.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: The male form Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 04:45:46 AM
what are you smoking?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: The male form Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 04:57:54 AM
What? don't think women can express themselves honestly in a secure environment such as this.

Or you think I'm crazy for asking what they want?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: The male form Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 05:06:30 AM
I'll certify the question. It's certainly a mystery to me. I find very little pleasure in it.



Re: The male form Reply #4 on: September 16, 2009, 05:45:55 AM
Surprisingly, for most women a known sex offender and crackpot does not a "safe environment" make.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: The male form Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 06:44:25 AM
Methinks it's getting time for a trip to the supermarket...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The male form Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 10:59:38 AM
I love how not one woman has responded to this thread.

And I had to go and fuck that up.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The male form Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
That's because there's no way to explain it. I assume hetero chicks just feel like getting defiled every once in a while.



Re: The male form Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 03:03:19 PM
hetero chicks just feel like getting defiled every once in a while.

mmm, yes please.

i also like a penis that is bigger than what is considered the average. 8-9 inches and thick is perfect. this may sound like a stereotypical request of women, but honest. i also like a fit physique, but not overly so. when a guy starts worrying too much  about his definition, i start worrying about his sexuality.
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Re: The male form Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 05:56:16 PM
I will toss a couple photos up here after I get them hosted.



Re: The male form Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 10:09:54 PM
My chest is currently wider than my tummy. This wont last
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: The male form Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 10:10:47 PM
Mine are about even with each other.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The male form Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 10:11:45 PM
my torso is perfectly proportioned. If i stand on my head...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: The male form Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 10:12:25 PM
Mine is a work in progress.

Note the following. I've got a lot of work left to do.

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Re: The male form Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 10:13:02 PM
my torso is perfectly proportioned. If i stand on my head...

Hey, you too!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The male form Reply #15 on: September 17, 2009, 02:42:08 AM
I also like a guy with a big dick, just like hip.  I will take a 6-7" one though if it is as thick as my forearm.  I also loooovvveee the lines that lead down to a guys waist from his stomach, so hot.  Another thing I enjoy is a sexy guys back, a bubble butt, and height.  I don't like someone too tall but also not too short.  Six foot tall is perfect for me.



Re: The male form Reply #16 on: September 17, 2009, 03:22:28 AM
I can honestly say, that is the first photo ever, that I have not saved in my collection.



Re: The male form Reply #17 on: September 17, 2009, 12:07:33 PM
Give it another six months and I will post my improvements.



Re: The male form Reply #18 on: September 17, 2009, 01:33:05 PM
i was expecting a frontal shot. please, daddy? pretty please?



Re: The male form Reply #19 on: September 17, 2009, 03:05:21 PM
The front needs a lot of work, too. If I get a chance after work, I will do it.



Re: The male form Reply #20 on: September 17, 2009, 03:21:09 PM
i just clapped my hands like a little girl who sees the ice cream truck coming.


a little fat girl.



Re: The male form Reply #21 on: September 17, 2009, 04:13:37 PM
Psst! Hey, Tru...




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Re: The male form Reply #22 on: September 17, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
i was expecting a frontal shot. please, daddy? pretty please?

Up from the down...




Re: The male form Reply #23 on: September 17, 2009, 06:05:14 PM
since youre in a giving mood - what about a close up cock shot?



Re: The male form Reply #24 on: September 17, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
You first.
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Re: The male form Reply #25 on: September 17, 2009, 06:09:42 PM
Give me a few minutes. I am cooking dinner at the moment.



Re: The male form Reply #26 on: September 17, 2009, 06:10:47 PM
well now Im bored so here's some pictures while I wait














Re: The male form Reply #27 on: September 17, 2009, 06:25:31 PM
since youre in a giving mood - what about a close up cock shot?

Close up, enough?






Re: The male form Reply #28 on: September 17, 2009, 06:36:13 PM
wow, i didnt think youd actually do it. Bravo!



Re: The male form Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
If I say it, I do it.