http://www.theonion.com/content/news/liechtenstein_andorra_forced_to

We should do that with Cuba and Puerto Rico. The winner can become the 51st state.

Cubans have the tenacity and ruthlessness of the brutally oppressed.

On the other hand, Puerto Ricans have food.

Yeah, you want to see some Puerto Ricans kick some ass? Though they don't want it like they used to...

We should do that with Cuba and Puerto Rico. The winner can become the 51st state.

Too late ~ Guam's got 'em both beat out for 51st Statehood, i do believe.

My roommate is Puerto Rican and she is very pretty.  I also like the coffee from Puerto Rico.

I like my very pretty puero rican roommates like I like my puerto rican coffee: ground up and in the freezer

I was in NYC during the Puerto Rican Day Parade and I can safely say I've never seen so many people who are so proud of being from some place so decisively unspectacular.

I was in NYC during the Puerto Rican Day Parade and I can safely say I've never seen so many people who are so proud of being from some place so decisively unspectacular.

You've been to PR, I assume?

I was in NYC during the Puerto Rican Day Parade ...

ME TOO.

dude, we totally should have hung out!

....oh yeah....

I was in NYC during the parade as well one year and my gay Mexican friend kept saying, "loser fucking Puerto Rican pendejos!"