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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


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Re: Yep. Reply #30 on: March 13, 2009, 04:29:21 AM
i ate scrapple
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Re: Yep. Reply #31 on: March 13, 2009, 05:41:58 AM
I did too... breakfast of champions.



Re: Yep. Reply #32 on: March 13, 2009, 07:28:32 AM
That's what I mean. She told him you guys ate it and not to be such a pussy so he did. Of course, she dared us to get the cheese and then ridiculed us when we did... bitch.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 07:29:27 AM by Zoomie »
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Re: Yep. Reply #33 on: March 13, 2009, 08:04:43 AM
carbon makes it tastier...



Re: Yep. Reply #34 on: March 13, 2009, 08:51:06 AM
That's what I mean. She told him you guys ate it and not to be such a pussy so he did. Of course, she dared us to get the cheese and then ridiculed us when we did... bitch.

That was like the cuntiest thing she ever did. Now she can never have the cheese.

CRAP! I forgot the USB cord to my cell phone. I totally have to post a photo of my cheese.
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Re: Yep. Reply #35 on: March 13, 2009, 09:01:50 AM
Mello made him eat it. Shamed in into it by telling him that the Kiwi and the Ozzer both ate it.

Of course, I didn't help, I ate a portion of it right in front of him. Because I like it.

Then I spilled coffee all over the booth and the pressure was off.

FYI, folks, Zoomie is mixing TWO different visits together in this story.

In the first, I'm hung over and basically willing to give scrapple a shot because they said it was like cornbread and pig parts mixed together, which sounds a lot like boudin (tasty!).  It's in Baltimore, at the little diner around the corner from Zoomie's house.  Mello and Ed are both there, and we're sitting at a table.

In the second, Zoomie is hung over, and we've just been shopping at a Goodwill in Philly; Zoomie found fleece, and he was excited about it.  We go to a denny's, Zooms orders coffee and, within 20 seconds, has spilled it all over the table.  That time, I have pancakes.  Only Mello is there, and we're sitting at a booth.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 09:39:57 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Yep. Reply #36 on: March 13, 2009, 09:03:33 AM
CRAP! I forgot the USB cord to my cell phone. I totally have to post a photo of my cheese.

Sweet.  I always wanted another brother.
Are you coming down for the spring fling, krsna?
we need to make a list of who can and cannot get the cheese, sometime soon.
you know, be REAL elitist and shit.
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Re: Yep. Reply #37 on: March 13, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
Sorry man, I can't make it.  :'(
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Re: Yep. Reply #38 on: March 13, 2009, 09:10:43 AM
Sorry man, I can't make it.  :'(
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Re: Yep. Reply #39 on: March 13, 2009, 09:42:59 AM
Speaking of d00dj00sux0r... krsna the link in your profile is fucked up.

you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Yep. Reply #40 on: March 13, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
FYI, folks, Zoomie is mixing TWO different visits together in this story.

In the first, I'm hung over and basically willing to give scrapple a shot because they said it was like cornbread and pig parts mixed together, which sounds a lot like boudin (tasty!).  It's in Baltimore, at the little diner around the corner from Zoomie's house.  Mello and Ed are both there, and we're sitting at a table.

In the second, Zoomie is hung over, and we've just been shopping at a Goodwill in Philly; Zoomie found fleece, and he was excited about it.  We go to a denny's, Zooms orders coffee and, within 20 seconds, has spilled it all over the table.  That time, I have pancakes.  Only Mello is there, and we're sitting at a booth.

Whoa. So... alcohol really DOES kill brain cells. Good to know.
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Re: Yep. Reply #41 on: March 13, 2009, 10:16:33 AM
Speaking of d00dj00sux0r... krsna the link in your profile is fucked up.

Thx, I swear I tested that.
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Re: Yep. Reply #42 on: March 13, 2009, 06:51:55 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Yep. Reply #43 on: March 13, 2009, 07:13:02 PM
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In the Philadelphia area, scrapple is sometimes fried and then mashed with fried eggs, horseradish and ketchup.

And why did no one tell me this??? That sounds delish.
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Re: Yep. Reply #44 on: March 13, 2009, 07:54:59 PM
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In the Philadelphia area, scrapple is sometimes fried and then mashed with fried eggs, horseradish and ketchup.

And why did no one tell me this??? That sounds delish.

And you might've had the entertainment of watching me vomit at the table!



Re: Yep. Reply #45 on: March 13, 2009, 08:45:59 PM
Another bonus for me!
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Re: Yep. Reply #46 on: March 13, 2009, 08:49:59 PM
And you might've had the entertainment of watching me vomit at the table!

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In the Philadelphia area, Emppuke is sometimes fried and then mashed with Zoomie's scrapple, fried eggs, horseradish and ketchup.



Re: Yep. Reply #47 on: March 13, 2009, 09:07:45 PM
That won't stop me from going out for scapple and horseradish.
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Re: Yep. Reply #48 on: March 13, 2009, 09:58:17 PM
on American Dad recently, Stan at a whole jar of horseradish sauce.  Later in the show, he says there should be a warning label on the jars, letting people know that eating a whole jar of horseradish sauce will cause you to blow out your spincter.
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Re: Yep. Reply #49 on: March 13, 2009, 10:50:44 PM
I hate horseradish. I hate how it tastes and I hate the fact that whenever I say I hate it, the smirking response is "too hot for you, eh?" I like hot food. In fact, I love hot food. It's not that horseradish is too hot for me, it's that it tastes like nail varnish to me. Granted drinking gasoline might burn your esophagus somewhat, but the reason we don't drink gasoline isn't because it's too hot it's because it tastes like horseradish.
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Re: Yep. Reply #50 on: March 14, 2009, 02:00:37 AM
I love the shit ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Yep. Reply #51 on: March 14, 2009, 07:25:36 PM
Wasabi is the best type of horseradish. Probably too hot for you as well, though, Tom.
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Re: Yep. Reply #52 on: March 14, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Wasabi is a "quick hot", but it's hot, and I love it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Yep. Reply #53 on: March 18, 2009, 06:03:45 PM
Wasabi is the best type of horseradish. Probably too hot for you as well, though, Tom.

Yeah I'll stick to things measured in good honest Scoville units. You suckers can keep your paint thinner surprise.



Re: Yep. Reply #54 on: March 19, 2009, 03:53:37 AM
Vin-da-loo.



Re: Yep. Reply #55 on: March 19, 2009, 09:56:10 AM
Now that's what I'm talking about!



Re: Yep. Reply #56 on: March 19, 2009, 04:59:58 PM
Any time I hear or see vindaloo, I think of this.

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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