My results:
1-no
2-yes
3-yes
4-unknown
5-blue
6-yes
7-yes
8-no
9-no
10-yes
11-yes
12-yes
13-right

(bolded where different from doormouse - effectively making doormouse the "golden copy")

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Clockwise
5. Nope, just plain solid brown,
6. No
7. No
8. Yup
9. No
10. No
11. Yes, I have like 3 fair hairs on the intermediate phalanges and then loads on the proximal ones. *
12. Yes
13. Right

* I totally went to wikipedia to fine out which bits were called what....

1.  no
2.  Yes
3.  no
4.  Yes
5.  Yes
6.  Yes
7.  no
8.  no
9.  no
10.  Rec
11.  no
12.  low
13.  R

14-brown
15-mesomorph tending to ectomorph?
16-greek?

Let's not be dumbasses, and post answers properly:

To do so, we'd really need to build a tool so that we could compare our data sets relationally.

I think someone already invented pencils, paper, seeing-eyes, and the frontal lobe.

true, but it wasn't until the creation of the data warehouse that you could cube out your comparisons and get a very fast mapping of who matches with which features.

You'll never be a Mentat with that attitude.

and good thing too, ghola.

1-hell no
2-no
3-no i guess
4-no way of knowing
5-dark brown
6-yes
7-almost
8-yes I also bend that join past 90degrees
9-no
10-yes
11-yes no more than 5 per
12-mine are even
13-ive done this one before, i do both depending on what mood i am in.

1-yes
2-No
3-yes
4-Dont Know
5-yes, orange
6-yes
7-only if I use my lip as a guide so I dont know
8-no
9-yes
10-dont know
11-yes
12-no, they are even on both hands
13-left


Detroit, since most of you met him or will

1-yes
2-No
3-no
4-no
5-no unless grey counts in blue/grey eyes
6-yes
7-no
8-no
9-no
10-dont know
11-no
12-yes they are slightly uneven on the non dominant hand, uneven on the dominant hand
13-left

I am never 'most' and proud of it.

i don't want to know, I don't want to be related to any of you.

except Si.

I'm just curious to see where I fit in...

After running the numbers, it looks like you don't.  :'(

1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. Clockwise
5. Hazel
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. No
9. No
10. Yes
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. Left
14. Auburn?  Golden Brown?  
15. Took a quiz I found on a body builder site: http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/becker3.htm
Scored between Endomorph & Mesomorph
16. Snub I guess?

Ty for the quiz link.

i got Mesomorph.

ectomorph. funny, because i do have a receding chin.

i'm also psyched about my ring fingers being shorter than my index fingers. this tells me i'm prone to breast cancer and lots of children. party.

What a waste of time.

What the FUCK is this thread?

What a waste of time.

unlike the teeming industry found on the rest of the board.

What the FUCK is this thread?

a kind of interactive fun, not unlike creating LOLcats.

This thread is medium interesting, but might be a bit more interesting if I could be bothered to read most of the replies.

I'm waiting for him to come back with some sort of table or graph to show proximity of relation, as eitje mentioned earlier.

That would make this thread A++

I didn't want to do anything before all the votes were in but, judging by the growing number of hecklers, it looks like we're done now.
So...

Number of common traits:

	Door	Eitje	Sakhi	Fyr	Woz	Ho-Jo	Sasha	Geek	Detroit	Daisy	EnrAng	Emp	Si
Doormouse	-	8	8	7	8	8	2	4	3	8	6	7	8	Doormouse
Eitje	8	-	5	8	7	6	4	4	5	8	6	7	7	Eitje
Sakhi	8	5	-	6	7	7	6	2	5	7	5	6	7	Sakhi
Fyrenza	7	8	6	-	7	5	5	2	7	9	7	6	8	Fyrenza
Wozzeck	8	7	7	7	-	5	6	7	8	9	6	9	6	Wozzeck
Ho-Jo	8	6	7	5	5	-	2	5	4	7	5	7	7	Ho-Jo
Sasha	2	4	6	5	6	2	-	3	6	6	5	4	3	Sasha
Geek	4	4	2	2	7	5	3	-	5	4	5	7	3	Geek
Detroit	3	5	5	7	8	4	6	5	-	7	8	8	6	Detroit
DaisyMae	8	8	7	9	9	7	6	4	7	-	8	9	6	DaisyMae
EnragedAngel	6	6	5	7	6	5	5	5	8	8	-	8	6	EnragedAngel
Emperor Reagan	7	7	6	6	9	7	4	7	8	9	8	-	8	Emperor Reagan
Si	8	7	7	8	6	7	3	3	6	6	6	8	-	Si
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AVG TOTALS:	6.41667	6.25	5.91667	6.41667	7.08333	5.66667	4.33333	4.25	6	7.33333	6.25	7.16667	6.25
	Door	Eitje	Sakhi	Fyr	Woz	Ho-Jo	Sasha	Geek	Detroit	Daisy	EnrAng	Emp	Si

Friends and Enemies Analysis:
(Here the requirement is that you must have at least 4 friends even if "friends" are not as close for some as they are for others. Thus Sasha would be friends with Woz with only 6 matches even though Emp would be friends with Woz at 9. The more really close friends you have the more selective you can be with your top 4+ friends.)
FRIENDS
Doormouse - Eitje, Sakhi, Wozzek, Banal, DaisyMae, Si
Eitje - Doormouse, Fyrenza, DaisyMae, Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Si
Sakhi - Doormouse, Wozzek, Banal, DaisyMae, Si
Fyrenza - DaisyMae, Eitje, Si, Doormouse, Wozzek, Detroit, EnragedAngel
Wozzek - DaisyMae, Emperor Reagan, Doormouse, Detroit
Banal - Doormouse, Sakhi, DaisyMae, Emperor Reagan, Si
13Chemicals - Sakhi, Wozzek, Detroit, DaisyMae
The Geek - Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Banal, Detroit, EnragedAngel
Detroit - EnragedAngel, Emperor Reagan, Fyrenza, DaisyMae
DaisyMae - Fyrenza, Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Doormouse, Eitje, EnragedAngel
EnragedAngel - Detroit, DaisyMae, Emperor Reagan, Fyrenza
Emperor Reagan - Wozzek, DaisyMae, Detroit, EnragedAngel, Si
Si - Doormouse, Fyrenza, Emperor Reagan, Eitje, Sakhi, Banal

ENEMIES
Doormouse - The Geek, Detroit, 13Chemicals, Enraged Angel
Eitje - The Geek, Detroit, 13Chemicals, Sakhi
Sakhi - The Geek, Detroit, Eitje, EnragedAngel
Fyrenza - The Geek, 13Chemicals, Banal, Sahki, Emperor Reagan
Wozzek - Banal, 13Chemicals, EnragedAngel, Si
Banal - 13Chemicals, Detroit, The Geek, Wozzek, Fyrenza, EnragedAngel
13Chemicals - Banal, Doormouse, The Geek, Si
The Geek - Fyrenza, Sakhi, 13Chemicals, Si
Detroit - Doormouse, Banal, The Geek, Sakhi, Eitje
DaisyMae - The Geek, 13Chemicals, Detroit, Banal, Sakhi, Si
EnragedAngel - Sakhi, Banal, 13Chemicals, The Geek
Emperor Reagan - 13Chemicals, Sakhi, Fyrenza, Doormouse, Eitje, Banal, The Geek
Si - 13Chemicals, The Geek, Wozzek, Detroit, DaisyMae, EnragedAngel

Analysis:
DaisyMae is the most average person here, followed closely by Emp and Woz.
The Geek is the most unique person followed closely by Sasha.
Everyone else is in the same general ballpark.

Will provide more when less busy. (including extra Woz-factors)
Anybody else nerding it up with a spreadsheet? Luke?