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Re: Family Reply #30 on: September 23, 2009, 05:41:39 PM
I look forward to further data on whom my My Great Leap Sideways should purge from this island Earth.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Family Reply #31 on: September 23, 2009, 05:42:39 PM
+metal pt
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Family Reply #32 on: September 23, 2009, 05:48:30 PM
He will give the math formula on the outcome of breeding.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Family Reply #33 on: September 23, 2009, 11:03:41 PM
You want graphs and charts?






Re: Family Reply #34 on: September 24, 2009, 01:56:06 AM
I didn't want to do anything before all the votes were in but, judging by the growing number of hecklers, it looks like we're done now.
So...

Number of common traits:
DoorEitjeSakhiFyrWozHo-JoSashaGeekDetroitDaisyEnrAngEmpSi
Doormouse-887882438678Doormouse
Eitje8-58764458677Eitje
Sakhi85-6776257567Sakhi
Fyrenza786-755279768Fyrenza
Wozzeck8777-56789696Wozzeck
Ho-Jo86755-2547577Ho-Jo
Sasha246562-366543Sasha
Geek4422753-54573Geek
Detroit35578465-7886Detroit
DaisyMae887997647-896DaisyMae
EnragedAngel6657655588-86EnragedAngel
Emperor Reagan77669747898-8Emperor Reagan
Si877867336668-Si
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AVG TOTALS:6.416676.255.916676.416677.083335.666674.333334.2567.333336.257.166676.25
DoorEitjeSakhiFyrWozHo-JoSashaGeekDetroitDaisyEnrAngEmpSi

Friends and Enemies Analysis:
(Here the requirement is that you must have at least 4 friends even if "friends" are not as close for some as they are for others. Thus Sasha would be friends with Woz with only 6 matches even though Emp would be friends with Woz at 9. The more really close friends you have the more selective you can be with your top 4+ friends.)
FRIENDS
Doormouse - Eitje, Sakhi, Wozzek, Banal, DaisyMae, Si
Eitje - Doormouse, Fyrenza, DaisyMae, Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Si
Sakhi - Doormouse, Wozzek, Banal, DaisyMae, Si
Fyrenza - DaisyMae, Eitje, Si, Doormouse, Wozzek, Detroit, EnragedAngel
Wozzek - DaisyMae, Emperor Reagan, Doormouse, Detroit
Banal - Doormouse, Sakhi, DaisyMae, Emperor Reagan, Si
13Chemicals - Sakhi, Wozzek, Detroit, DaisyMae
The Geek - Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Banal, Detroit, EnragedAngel
Detroit - EnragedAngel, Emperor Reagan, Fyrenza, DaisyMae
DaisyMae - Fyrenza, Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Doormouse, Eitje, EnragedAngel
EnragedAngel - Detroit, DaisyMae, Emperor Reagan, Fyrenza
Emperor Reagan - Wozzek, DaisyMae, Detroit, EnragedAngel, Si
Si - Doormouse, Fyrenza, Emperor Reagan, Eitje, Sakhi, Banal

ENEMIES
Doormouse - The Geek, Detroit, 13Chemicals, Enraged Angel
Eitje - The Geek, Detroit, 13Chemicals, Sakhi
Sakhi - The Geek, Detroit, Eitje, EnragedAngel
Fyrenza - The Geek, 13Chemicals, Banal, Sahki, Emperor Reagan
Wozzek - Banal, 13Chemicals, EnragedAngel, Si
Banal - 13Chemicals, Detroit, The Geek, Wozzek, Fyrenza, EnragedAngel
13Chemicals - Banal, Doormouse, The Geek, Si
The Geek - Fyrenza, Sakhi, 13Chemicals, Si
Detroit - Doormouse, Banal, The Geek, Sakhi, Eitje
DaisyMae - The Geek, 13Chemicals, Detroit, Banal, Sakhi, Si
EnragedAngel - Sakhi, Banal, 13Chemicals, The Geek
Emperor Reagan - 13Chemicals, Sakhi, Fyrenza, Doormouse, Eitje, Banal, The Geek
Si - 13Chemicals, The Geek, Wozzek, Detroit, DaisyMae, EnragedAngel

Analysis:
DaisyMae is the most average person here, followed closely by Emp and Woz.
The Geek is the most unique person followed closely by Sasha.
Everyone else is in the same general ballpark.

Will provide more when less busy. (including extra Woz-factors)
Anybody else nerding it up with a spreadsheet? Luke?

That is interesting, how did you calculate this or come up with the numbers for the stats?
fuck you and your little dog too



Re: Family Reply #35 on: September 24, 2009, 08:26:16 AM
FRIENDS
Eitje - Doormouse, Fyrenza, DaisyMae, Wozzek, Emperor Reagan, Si

ENEMIES
Eitje - 13Chemicals, Sakhi
DAMN.

I have to start being nice to fyrenza now, and stop hanging out with Sasha.  :(

Anybody else nerding it up with a spreadsheet? Luke?
Though I considered it, I do this kind of thing for work.  I don't want to do it for play.
Excellent work, though.  I'm extremely impressed by your dedication.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Family Reply #36 on: September 24, 2009, 09:49:24 AM
i'm really late to this game

1 no
2 no
3 no
4 clockwise
5 blue
6 yes
7 no
8 yes
9 no
10 yes
11 yes
12 yes
13 left
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Family Reply #37 on: September 24, 2009, 06:48:12 PM
Damn you late-nellies.

Tricky
Doormouse8
Eitje7
Sakhi9
Fyrenza7
Wozzeck9
Banal8
13Chemicals4
The Geek4
Detroit8
DaisyMae8
EnragedAngel5
Emperor Reagan9
Si10

FRIENDS:
Tricky - Si, Sakhi, Wozzeck, Emperor Regan
Others will have changed as well due to Tricky's new info

ENEMIES:
Tricky - 13Chemicals, The Geek, EnragedAngel, Eitje, Fyrenza
Others will have changed as well due to Tricky's new info

Notes:
Tricky and DaisyMae are now tied for most common person.
Tricky holds the record for closest connection (she and Si could be brother and sister with 10/13 traits the same).

Table of Woz-Factors:
DoorSakhiWozEnrAngEmpSiHip
Doormouse-112220
Sakhi1-11110
Wozzeck11-2220
EnragedAngel212-320
Emperor Reagan2123-20
Si21222-0
Hip000000-

Table of most popular friends and most common enemies:
Is a friend of...Is the enemy of...
Tricky10 people1 person
Wozzeck10 people2 people
DaisyMae9 people1 person
Emperor Reagan9 people1 person
Doormouse7 people3 people
Si7 people4 people
Detroit6 people5 people
Enraged Angel5 people6 people
Fyrenza4 people4 people
Sakhi4 people6 people
Eitje3 people4 people
Ho-Jo3 people7 people
13Chemicals0 people10 people
The Geek0 people11 people



Re: Family Reply #38 on: September 24, 2009, 06:52:31 PM
He will give the math formula on the outcome of breeding.
That's top secret.

That is interesting, how did you calculate this or come up with the numbers for the stats?
Counted and entered into a spreadsheet. Nothing complex.

FRIENDS
Eitje - ... Fyrenza ...

ENEMIES
Eitje - 13Chemicals ...
DAMN.
I have to start being nice to fyrenza now, and stop hanging out with Sasha.  :(
No fyrenza could be your sibling rival, and Sasha could be your secret lover. If you want to avoid incest you have to select your lovers from the pool of your enemies.



Re: Family Reply #39 on: September 24, 2009, 08:18:24 PM
Late but interested...

1.   No
2.   No
3.   No
4.   No
5.   Yes
6.   Yes
7.   No
8.   Yes
9.   No
10.   Yes
11.   Yes
12.   Yes
13.   Left




Re: Family Reply #40 on: September 24, 2009, 09:08:23 PM
Damn you late-nellies.

Daddy
Doormouse7
Eitje6
Sakhi8
Fyrenza7
Wozzeck7
Banal8
13Chemicals4
The Geek4
Detroit8
DaisyMae7
EnragedAngel5
Emperor Reagan9
Si10
Tricky11

FRIENDS:
Daddy - Tricky, Emperor Reagan, Si, Detroit, Banal, Sakhi
Others will have again changed due to Daddy's new info

ENEMIES:
Daddy - The Geek, 13Chemicals, EnragedAngel, Eitje
Others will have again changed due to Daddy's new info

Notes:
Daddy ties Wozzek for commonness, Tricky and now even Emp beat DaisyMae for commonness. Tricky as the most common averages over 7.5 common traits out of 13.
Tricky and Daddy (with 11/13 common traits) are now even more closely related than Tricky and Si. If the two of you got together it would probably be illegal.



Re: Family Reply #41 on: September 24, 2009, 10:12:01 PM
fuck. i guess thats why i think Si and Daddy are kinda hot! (because i'm secretly a narcissist and want to fuck myself? ew. no.)

i feel really weird being the most common. i thought i was unique.  :'(
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Family Reply #42 on: September 24, 2009, 10:22:41 PM
So, what you're telling me is, it's safe for me to breed with either 13chem OR tricky!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Family Reply #43 on: September 24, 2009, 10:23:21 PM
i feel really weird being the most common. i thought i was unique.  :'(

perhaps it's better phrased as "having the most in common with the most others"
« Last Edit: September 24, 2009, 10:23:35 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Family Reply #44 on: September 24, 2009, 10:25:39 PM
Why thank you, tricky.



Re: Family Reply #45 on: September 24, 2009, 10:46:48 PM
your eye color is yes? neat.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Family Reply #46 on: September 24, 2009, 10:59:29 PM
I'm colorblind. Besides, it seems my eyes go from blue to grey to light green at times. There isn't a set answer, but my family always just called them hazel.



Re: Family Reply #47 on: October 03, 2009, 04:21:34 PM
Curiosity is killing me.
How many of you have the same condition that I have where sunlight (or any light actually) can cause sneezing. Especially after waking up. This is called the Photic Sneeze Reflex (or ACHOO Syndrome if you're gay like that), and it's genetic hence the post here.

Secondly, this isn't genetic but I think it has to do something with age. How many times in a row do you usually sneeze when you have to sneeze? It's often only once for me, but twice is also far from uncommon. Three times in a row is almost unheard of for me.



Re: Family Reply #48 on: October 03, 2009, 04:25:44 PM
I never sneeze just once. it is usually 4 or more times min.

and more than ... I would say 99% of the time... there is a follow up sneeze ( just one ) about between 30 - 60 seconds later.
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Re: Family Reply #49 on: October 03, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
There was a guy in my old school who did the sneezing several times straight continuously.
He was mocked for it, but I hated the guy so I found it amusing.

I dont sneeze one straight after another, but if I'm still cold I'll sneeze soon afterwards.
Like on thursday, I was sneezing like every 5 minutes. It was horrid.

I dont have a clue about the photic sneeze reflex though.

If someone says 'Bless you' before I sneeze then I can't do it anymore.
I think this happens to most people I know though.



Re: Family Reply #50 on: October 03, 2009, 05:49:06 PM
The photic sneeze reflex is pretty sweet I have to say. You know those times when you feel like you have to sneeze but you can't? All I have to do it stare at a light-bulb and bang!
It's funny but I never realized I had it until a PSR-positive friend of mine told me that trick to get yourself to sneeze.

I like it when I see someone using this trick to sneeze. It's like "Hey brother! You got your brains cross-wired too? How cool are we, eh?"



Re: Family Reply #51 on: October 03, 2009, 06:25:26 PM
The photic sneeze reflex is pretty sweet I have to say. You know those times when you feel like you have to sneeze but you can't? All I have to do it stare at a light-bulb and bang!

Used to work every time, these days not so much. And I never, ever only sneeze once. Three or four is about usual I guess.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Family Reply #52 on: October 03, 2009, 09:24:54 PM
A couple of times now my cat has sneezed so many times in a row she passed out and fell over.

She has the rhino virus and there is no cure but most of the time she is fine. Occasional sneezing fits are her only symptom.
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Re: Family Reply #53 on: October 03, 2009, 11:12:53 PM
I thought it was when your pupils dilated quickly, it shook stuff around in your sinuses and that's why you sneezed?  But I dont know shit about the body.

Neat thread!



Re: Family Reply #54 on: October 04, 2009, 12:40:25 AM
I can look into bright lights and sneeze, I can also fly.



Re: Family Reply #55 on: October 04, 2009, 02:32:11 AM
When the molds are high, or cedar count is above normal, I can literally sneeze one-after-another-after-another for hours unless I take Bendryl or something. I don't think I got the light sneezing though my mother and her father both have it big time.



Re: Family Reply #56 on: October 04, 2009, 03:56:51 AM
I thought it was when your pupils dilated quickly, it shook stuff around in your sinuses and that's why you sneezed?  But I dont know shit about the body.
Apparently it has to do with brain structure. If other nerves run too close to your trigeminal nerve, they can cross-stimulate it. For people with PSR, the optic nerve is overstimulated and cross-triggers the trigeminal. I imagine it like electromagnetic induction although I'm sure it's actually just a matter of chemical gradients and permeable membranes.



Re: Family Reply #57 on: October 04, 2009, 10:36:26 AM
unless, you know, you're a robot.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Family Reply #58 on: October 04, 2009, 10:36:42 AM
I can look into bright lights and sneeze, I can also fly.

:D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Family Reply #59 on: November 12, 2009, 02:01:35 AM
My mom could do that, and she also had a way of sneezing that didn't make ANY noise ~ she'd like put her finger cross-wise to her nose, and just make a tiny little sound.

Oh, and i have to re-answer the question about the hair on our fingers ~ i DO have some, but it's so light colored, that i can only see it in the sunshine.
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