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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Jonesin'(Read 6210 times)
Jonesin' on: September 21, 2009, 12:37:00 PM
I'm gonna start cutting bitches soon.

Not amused :-|
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Jonesin' Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 02:14:47 PM
Jonesin for... ?
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Re: Jonesin' Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 02:45:25 PM
I hope its over the counter drugs.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
Well, in particular I'm having a hankering for some amphetamine.  But I'll settle for opes or DXM if I could get it.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Jonesin' Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 05:37:16 AM
Government hasn't given you your allowance yet this month?



Re: Jonesin' Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 06:19:37 AM
I had to pay off some debts this month.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Jonesin' Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 07:30:34 AM
all I want is a glass of red wine


yep, I'm old
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Re: Jonesin' Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 02:57:07 PM
I want to be a cowboy.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 11:18:12 PM
That's the weed talking.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Jonesin' Reply #9 on: September 23, 2009, 12:20:11 AM
I wish I was a little bit talla...



Re: Jonesin' Reply #10 on: September 23, 2009, 12:37:43 AM
I hated that track.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



SKEE-LO WAS AWESOME! ok, maybe not quite... Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 01:12:45 AM
I got to be a cowboy!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #12 on: October 19, 2009, 02:29:09 AM
Ermmm ...

If you had gotten to REALLY be a cowboy?  For, say, a year?

You wouldn't sound so ...  ummm ...

thrilled  with the experience.
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: SKEE-LO WAS AWESOME! ok, maybe not quite... Reply #13 on: October 19, 2009, 10:07:30 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #14 on: October 19, 2009, 06:23:09 PM
I'm born to be a cowboy!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #15 on: October 22, 2009, 01:44:44 AM
You take it up the pooper like a cowboy?  Can I be Jack Twist and you can be Ennis Del Mar?  I guarantee that you won't know how to quit me.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Jonesin' Reply #16 on: October 24, 2009, 11:05:37 AM
You take it up the pooper like a cowboy?  Can I be Jack Twist and you can be Ennis Del Mar?  I guarantee that you won't know how to quit me.

The Vandels Urban Struggle

I want to be a cowboy!
A cowboy! Uh-huh!
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #17 on: October 24, 2009, 12:52:36 PM
You've redeemed yourself, Si.

Here's what I was thinking:
Kid Rock - Cowboy ( offical music video)



Re: Jonesin' Reply #18 on: October 24, 2009, 01:25:55 PM
Eww no way!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Jonesin' Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 05:54:09 PM
Jonesing again.....I managed to score two 15mg Dexedrine spansules....and I realized that two of those doesn't do SHIT to me, doesn't get me high, and pretty much is just a tease, making things worse.  Ghey.  Whatever.  I could really use some fucking booze right now.  I haven't drank for weeks.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Jonesin' Reply #20 on: November 12, 2009, 10:50:01 PM
I'm born to be a cowboy!
You take it up the pooper like a cowboy?  Can I be Jack Twist and you can be Ennis Del Mar?  I guarantee that you won't know how to quit me.

... and Dylan wants to be your cowgirl!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Jonesin' Reply #21 on: November 13, 2009, 07:22:39 AM
Let an ol' man bust one ol' schoo'...

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Re: Jonesin' Reply #22 on: November 15, 2009, 02:35:48 AM