Bagman, as a person who has gotten blowjobs from well over 150 women, let me say that like milkshakes, thicker is better.

Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.

OH BOY, I GET TO LINK TO SOMETHING ABOUT STATISTICS!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_(statistics)

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Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.

OH BOY, I GET TO LINK TO SOMETHING ABOUT STATISTICS!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_(statistics)

and now the pun... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_%28statistics%29#Non-response

Bagman, as a person who has gotten blowjobs from well over 150 women, let me say that like milkshakes, thicker is better.

true or not, then you have to watch a lumpy, jiggly lardass suck on your dick.

wouldn't it be nicer to look down and see a smokin' fit hottie looking up at you as she deep throats your cock, mascara just starting to run a little from her eyes? her tight little ass wiggling behind her, a sexy little pair of panties riding up in her crack as she jerks and sucks and licks your dick until you cum all over her pretty little face?

if i were a guy, i'd take the latter. although i'm guessing many of you chubby chasers don't have the luxury of choosiness in the matter of bedroom companions.

I have had my share of thin, thick, and fat ladies, but when it comes to the blowjob, specifically, the thin chicks for the most part lacked in skill. A few were quite spectacular, but thicker ladies were usually more consistant.

true or not, then you have to watch a lumpy, jiggly lardass suck on your dick.

 I don't have to do anything but stay white and die someday. If it's too horrendous I just close my eyes and pretend it's you.

if i were a guy, i'd take the latter.

Probably not, apparently.
I read something in the paper once, ages ago, about perfect sizes for women and men. Men actually liked women a size 10-12 whereas women liked women a size 8. (UK sizes btw, our lowest is a size 4 so i'm guessing it's size 6-8 and 4 for america). I don't have any sources or anything though, but it sounds right.

I don't generally prefer women to look breakable, and I like women with tits and asses. Curves are sexy.

That said, I'm all about judging each girl by her appeal. And body-type is only one factor of many in how appealing a girl is to me.

yep

Brains and attitude are a big factor.

Indeed. And a nice ass for plowing is good, too.

Hence why black/partly black chicks are awesome.

Brains and attitude are a big factor.

The absence of either is a big minus.

Clitoral circumcision and an unbroken hymen are my two factors.

You're such the traditionalist, Emp.

Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.

Pretty simple. You base your opinions on your experiences, I base mine on my experiences! Your opinion and conclusion are not the same as mine.

I dont think the post field would allow me to quote all the opinions you have given on women.

I don't think Kyle is allowed to give opinions on women, it's written somewhere.

Nonono, it's that he's actually entitled to a limited amount of opinions now that he's getting a little;
... we should limited him previously

... or something like that

I just had a thought; You could replace the word 'women' with 'normal'.

It'd be a first, however, we strive to be groundbreaking ...

Fact: Men love chubs.

Fact: Women hate everyone.

Fact: It's time for this chub to get laid.

All aboard the lump train, where this ass slaps you back!

hahahaha ...

Awwww YEAH!

The truth hurts.

Not if you do it right; you should know this, Sasha!

Fact: Men love chubs.

Fact: Women hate everyone.

Fact: It's time for this chub to get laid.

All aboard the lump train, where this ass slaps you back!

Let's do this!

So back to the topic at hand.....which one of you voted the last chick I was with as being crazy?  Nah man, this girl is way crazier.  But it's crazy love.

Besides, the sex is awesome.

hey, does anyone else hear that ticking noise?