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Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! on: September 23, 2009, 05:21:48 PM

A vibrant thirty two year old penis is being offered for sale. You will find this 7+ inch penis has had a world of experience but only sparingly used in the last few years. The combination of places it's been alone makes this phallus a great conversational piece for starters. Once you take it for a ride, I'm sure you'll agree that your money will be well spent. The owner is seeking a quick sale and will throw in the balls for free. The owner may consider leasing as an option as well. There will be possible penalties for not fully utilizing the equipment. Please see the lease agreement for further details.

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 05:27:08 PM

You wanna man whore it up, go do it in sex. This is for souls and tshirts and extra band equipment and shit.

However, offer it to frisky first. She's got the least used vag (of legal age) on here and I can vouch for the fact that she's fun.

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 05:38:04 PM

Offer it 'Hire purchase' and maybe Kyle will bite.

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 05:44:21 PM

He would have to tattoo a vagina on his ass. It's a clause in the lease.

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 06:11:41 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on September 23, 2009, 05:27:08 PM

You wanna man whore it up, go do it in sex. This is for souls and tshirts and extra band equipment and shit.

However, offer it to frisky first. She's got the least used vag (of legal age) on here and I can vouch for the fact that she's fun.

Everyone on this board is legal, brah.

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 06:13:05 PM

You should see if these guys could broker it for you:

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Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 10:38:42 PM

Not interested. Already have two of my own.

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Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #17 on: December 26, 2009, 02:53:39 AM

HEY! I NEED ONE OF THOSE!

I'LL TAKE IT!

Wait.. what color is it?

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #18 on: December 26, 2009, 03:24:43 AM

black and blue after his wife discovers this thread...

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Yeah, surely not from any use ...

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #20 on: December 27, 2009, 08:32:32 AM

It is a shade of white but will come in any color.

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #21 on: December 27, 2009, 05:32:52 PM

Hahahaha nice!

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Purple and orange plaid?

Re: Penis for Sale! Penis For Sale! Reply #23 on: December 30, 2009, 08:31:45 PM

If my cock can get in it, it will come.