did all that masturbation really send you blind?

I thought it was the facials.

both, same time.

Again, Luke's spot-on ...

Yeah, I've planned this out only to be stopped at every angle ......


Again, I'll get a second opinion and see what I can do ...

Man, when it's your SIGHT, and especially when you're so dazzled by the outcome (Congrats!),

you Do Not want to dick around and mess it up ...

How do your eyes feel if you have a little coughing fit?

Are you allowed to have sex?  If so, how do they feel at the Money Shot moment?

And when you sneeze?

If ANY of the above bother you, i wouldn't recommend flying.  (Not that i'm "anyone," just someone who Does care about you, you know?)

How come you're not sailing with Zoomie?

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i Taught i taw a puddy-tat!  (ReadThat:  Yeah, i Thought that thread had disappeared!)

But i just figured that y'all had moved it, like some of the others (NOT saying "where" ~ though i Did stumble in, once or twice, i think)

and if you did, it was fine with me

and i've stayed out.

(NOT that i think i'm not "allowed" ~ i just don't have that much interest, nor business, all up in Y'all's Business, you know?  4 Real)

How come you're not sailing with Zoomie?

Because he live in Jacksonville an I live in Baltimore. And I'm not sailing to Tokyo. Yet. But if he's free I may pick him up on m way to Antigua next year.

I'd probably go ...
It'd be fun ...

I'll get you hooked on sailing. Then we go visit Nick and Ian.

How come you're not sailing with Zoomie?

Because he live in Jacksonville an I live in Baltimore. And I'm not sailing to Tokyo. Yet. But if he's free I may pick him up on m way to Antigua next year.

So what?  i live in Texas, and i'd be Willing to BET that if i asked, just the right way,

you'd pick me up in Rockport, and we'd hit the open seas,

for Tokyo,

and Beyond - eyond - yond - ond - nd- d

A wendy's new-fashioned "foot massage" of your stiffer muscles,

followed closely by a hair-job ...

Mmmm ...

And THEN ...








Sleeping on the deck, under the sky, with the water lapping at the side

(Oooo ~ it's making a poet of me!!!)

... and you didn't even know it!

Hey Fyre, wanna go sailing?

I picture that trip being something like a Carry On film.

More like a Michael Ninn film.

It would be a two peeps, talking about life, laughing, sometimes having sex, just for the intimacy of the act,

sometimes just touching, for that same intimacy ~ we're not really alone.

And what a beautiful way to share it ~ one on one, being rocked into relaxation, good company and unconditional loveingkindness.

Well, imho ~

No telling what the "Perv" has in mind!  :rofl:   J/K!!!!!!!!!

He'll sail you straight to the Rape Barn ...

It's not rape if she's dancing bottomless on the foredeck singing, "You know you want it, you know you want it..."

It's ALWAYS better in the Rape Barn ...

She'll put up a struggle if I ask her to.

She'll put up a struggle if I ask her to.

Brilliant ...

This is so disgusting,

but i've had Rape Barn fantasies ever since y'all first mentioned it!

It's one of those really sexy fantasies, being "raped" by someone you really dig!


Yeah, i know ...

<~ STFU'ing

See? Told ya.

Kathleen Turner agrees.

... and we'll happily carry through

hidden forums!?!?

fuck cool kid clubs.

Hey I like this twat!

anyone who passes the initiation can have access

Hey I like this twat!

Yes, we all like this twat.

I'm too new still. To me she's only a name reverently mentioned in hushed undertones. Then again I only found out who Bagman was a few years ago so there's clearly a lot this grasshopper has to be patient to grasp still.

It'll all be clear soon enough ...

Then again I only found out who Bagman was a few years ago so there's clearly a lot this grasshopper has to be patient to grasp still.

And now he's gone forever...