xD

FUCK

thats the funniest shit ever.
my lady friend asked me to butt chug with her.

how romantic.

As in rectal alcohol-absorption?
I say go for it.

It's too dangerous ...

I'm not about to try it myself.

then i said i'd rather drink a java monster with vodka.

she said "in our ass? that would be delicious"

she literally wants to drink a java monster vodka from my ass.

i'm thinkin, i should take advantage of this opportunity.

when's the last time YOUR grandpa told you a cooler story than that?

xD

You didn't so much tell it as we wrested it from you.

haha, i was going to speak of the subject sooner or later.

the weird thing is, she's hot!

Wait, is this your lady friend or your special lady? Because if she's your special lady you'd better not be surprised she's hot...

just regular ol' pals.

I'm always surprised when a hot chick wants to drink out of my ass...

the weird thing is, she's hot!

THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD.  OMG.

This thread is hilarious.  Let us know if any fun butt stuff happens.

IF ONLY EDDO WERE STILL AROUND.  OMG.

So this is Satori...

Yarr matey.

I had nothing to do with his creation, don't look at me.

what do you mean so this is satori.

like im notorious or some shit.

just paranoid...

no butt shit is going down. fuck that.

but you better believe if it does, she's goin' on youtube.

and i'll give you guys the URL

You pm'd me idiot, that's why I said, "oh so this is satori."  I didn't know who you were.

i did? i don't remember that...

from his myspace:

I've never gave a fuck about other's thoughts.
I ask too many questions for this world to answer.

It sounds like you ask questions that the world could answer just fine, but you never give a fuck about the answers.

Ok ...

... and .....

.... I'm out; thanks ....

Shut the lights out when the last of you leave this thread ....

fuck. i was going to say something. but i forgot what it was...shite.

Good call on posting about it, though.

agreed, doormouse.  i feel like it added a lot.

I made sure to emphasize to Satori in an IM that one can possibly die from butt-chugging.

It's only a possibility so that means he should still try it and post a video.