I always feel like things aren't in the proper alignment. My room often needs to be rearranged. When I'm fully sober the next day everything is all crooked. Normally people line the bed, the couch, the table etc. up with the walls. That's no good when I'm shrooming. Even slightly off is better. I also can't hardly type when shrooming. The keyboard's dimensions provide too much of a problem for me. I start out fine and then when my automatic typing knowledge starts to kick in and I'm not looking at the keyboard it feels like I'm typing on a ruler and I can't do it. Anyway who's typing while shrooming?

In that situation, I can see the spirit of the earth flowing across the surfaces of the world.  In those times, I wonder if that's the thing that makes magic real.

I want shrooms   

Me too. And I've never tried typing while on shrooms. In fact I really don't like to do much of anything more than just lie in bed and contemplate shit. And get up to sort of pee once in a while.

And get up to sort of pee once in a while.

Not to laugh at your misfortune, but dahahaha!

Laugh away, but I'm curious - is it funny cuz I'm the only person this happens to, or funny because you know what I'm talking about?

I've never experienced the sensation you're talking about.
maybe shrooms give you a temporary prostate problem?

Same here......though one time I felt as if I pissed myself, like my crotch was all warm.  I was fucking convinced I pissed myself, but thankfully I didn't.

I've never experienced the sensation you're talking about.
maybe shrooms give you a temporary prostate problem?

That's what I'm thinking. Those old-dude ads often remind me of shrooming. "Feeling like you need to go all the time, and then not being able to go when you get there." etc.

That said, it's not a constant thing, and is pretty much the only negative aspect of shrooming for me. So I'll quit my bitching.

I've never shroomed, but when I smoke weed I don't have to pee for a really long time and then when I go it feels like my dick is getting a back scratching from the inside. Best feeling ever.

You gotta try shrooms sometime dude. It's like spring cleaning your mind.

You gotta try shrooms sometime dude. It's like spring cleaning your mind.

I would wager that the experience is different for each person, and that some people might say that it is a horrible experience that ends with vomiting blood.  every time.

Yeah, some people are weird.

Laugh away, but I'm curious - is it funny cuz I'm the only person this happens to, or funny because you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah I've never heard of that before. I don't think I've ever pissed while on shrooms or if I did it was pretty unmemorable.

Some of my most memorable experiences from shrooms and acid are watching my pee stream as it and the toilet bowl swirl and morph and pulse.

I've only done shrooms once and they weren't very good. But I've done lots of acid and mescaline and never had a "bad trip."
But I can't stand staying indoors and lying around when I'm tripping. I love to get out in nature and hike or even drive.
The mountain logging roads are fun to drive at night while tripping. But I prefer to do it earlier in the day and go to the park or something.
Umm they call it frying now eh?
Or is that old too?