I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
He'll probably turn your skull into a spittoon, though.
He'll probably turn your skull into a portable urinal, though.
Bill should have known better than to pull that stunt.