fuck all

got kinda drunk tonight. getting lashed this evening.

I'm a heel.

I was pacing back and forth in my office during the night because my withdrawals are making me feel like spiders are crawling inside of my skin, plus I am sweating like a dog... so NOW at 8am I am getting drunk.  It's the only way I can make it five days!

Hah, withdrawals are funny.

i got really drunk last night. majorly bad decision.

MD 20/20 = ain't so bad!

Use MD 20/20 to make a ghetto mimosa.  One part Andre champagne to one part MD Orange Jubilee.

Ewwww

I'm kind of cheating since I only had a beer tonight, but wow I don't even remember making those earlier posts. Must have been good nights.

I got shitfaced drunk last night.  I need someone to fuck the hangover out of me.

^5
I'm also in the grips of alcohol and am down for a good lay.

I think I'm still drunk, so I suppose I will post.  My ex was watching me from across the room tonight and I didn't notice until after I had been making out with a couple of my young ones.  It sucked.  It ruined my night, especially after he texted one of them that I have herpes.  That kid pulled me aside and said, "if you give me herpes I will kill you."  I then looked at him and said, "then don't fuck hipster girls."  That hot cock has sailed.

I got drunk and won $50 at cards

I have a headache from drinking white wine, whiskey, and beer. I got to eat ribs at least.

Have y'all ever wondered this? :

Am i killing myself?  Or am i just dying?


But of COURSE i'm drinking ~ silly geese-es!

And high ~ guess that goes wihout saying, since i always seem to be ~ what can i say?

and low ...

and just sort of lonesome, like the fuckin' Drama Queen that i've turned out to be.  (They were RIGHT!  And so were y'all. )

(Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!  The DREADED smilie!!!)

Well, THERE Ya Go!

I have a headache from drinking white wine, whiskey, and beer. I got to eat ribs at least.

EAT?

Or "Nibble?"

Have y'all ever wondered this? :

Am i killing myself?  Or am i just dying?


But of COURSE i'm drinking ~ silly geese-es!

And high ~ guess that goes wihout saying, since i always seem to be ~ what can i say?

Cop Weed

CDT!  YEEEAAAHHH

The Newscaster is Laughing Her ASS OFF about it!!!


GOTTA love That!

I hope you detest you too.

That's fuckin' funny. And I can kinda sympathize (except the being-a-dick-cop part), since the few times I've been uncomfortably high were when I'd eaten weed.

I hope you detest you too.

But, of course.  i'm here, aren't i?

CDT:  Wish i'd started a couple of hours ago ~ only on 1/2 cup #2 of Carolan's, mixed with 1/2 c. ice for dissolution,

and i'm off to make another!

This is me, right now:

Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed

i changed some stuff ...

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

I hurt easy, AND[/b] I show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get low down, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm in love with something that[/b] don't even appeal to me

Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake

People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed

That's fuckin' funny. And I can kinda sympathize (except the being-a-dick-cop part), since the few times I've been uncomfortably high were when I'd eaten weed.

I can't help bust suspect that both the newscaster and the camerawoman have smoked weed before. Imagine if it was a heroin call. Nobody would be laughing then. Weed is obviously such a minor drug. Our laws are ridiculous.

If they were on heroin they would've either locked themselves in the news van or they would've not bothered to show up.

CT: TN wine country isn't even on par with MD/VA wine country.  Note to self: whiskey only.

Yeah I found out last night that Celtic Crossing is a very poor substitute for The Knot.