If you want someone to scratch that shit for you holla at me bag boy. 

.. have you tried using a body wash with tea tree oil in it?

I've asked that already ...

And I've already told you the answer: "NO" I don't want to be scratched by man hands, dude.

But commie, I've got this one itch that I really need scratched yo. Help a brotha out?

Kramer gets back scratched ----Seinfeld

And I've already told you the answer: "NO" I don't want to be scratched by man hands, dude.

But commie, I've got this one itch that I really need scratched yo. Help a brotha out?

Uhm ....
This'll be good ...

Yeah at least I asked nicely...

And I've already told you the answer: "NO" I don't want to be scratched by man hands, dude.

But commie, I've got this one itch that I really need scratched yo. Help a brotha out?

Send me dick pics and i'll get back to you on that..   

*cue plastic dick shots*

... again

And I've already told you the answer: "NO" I don't want to be scratched by man hands, dude.

But commie, I've got this one itch that I really need scratched yo. Help a brotha out?

Send me dick pics and i'll get back to you on that..   

Send me twat shots first.

Well, we already know hers isn't hairy ...
... if that helps any

I don't show my twat sorry 

Good for you,

Um but how do you really feel about guys that lure you in by teasing just a bit to see if you are interested then flash for you?

Hey, Si said I could be creepy if I want.

lol

Also it's good that you don't show your twat, cause when your husband eventually makes you do it for his friend/s, it will be all the more exquisite.

Eww. Especially the "makes" part.

I know huh, it's not the right word.

Man I was so fucked up last night.

Show us YOUR twat then ...

**notes: Tru creepy¹⁰ when fucked up.**

Tru bees creepy all di time niggazs

I should have a hang over but I actually feel pretty good today.

Me too ...

Well, my PTH level is still above 600 and rising. Doc mentioned the outside possibility of a parathyroidectomy. That didn't bother me, but I winced when I recalled a fellow dialysis patient who passed away due to a nasty infection she caught in the hospital after she had the same procedure done a couple weeks ago.

And I can't seem to get my Phosphorous level under control.

Get to much Phosphorus in your system and you could spontaneously combust!

 

Or just by not farting when girls are around ...

Hey Daddy, I spoke to and old friend of mine recently that I haven't seen in a few years and she is in the same boat as you.

She and her husband went on vacation to Cancun and she all of a sudden started feeling sick. She found out both her kidneys had failed. Shes now on a waiting list and dialysis. 

Do you think she could have been poisoned? How did you find out? What were the circumstances?

I just found out I have a UTI from hell.

Haven't had one those in years. I want to place the blame on Zach's libedo.

Acute kidney failure can manifest in all types of ways. A lot of pople wind up on emergency dialysis because they don't act on early symptoms, injury, or it's simply part of their DNA. Mine is a genetic disorder, actually a mutation. I knew in 2004 mine would fail eventually. Six years later, they did.

Do you also get one of those wonderful orange jugs to pee in at home?
Zach had one of those in the months before his transplant. He got annoyed because it got to the point where he could only pee if he was taking a shit so itwasnt the best idea to try to pee in the jug whilst shitting.

I do a kt/v every three months and what little do pee in a day, between 20 - 200 milliliters a day is almost always when I shit. So I put my dick in the jug and go to town.

I do a kt/v every three months and what little do pee in a day, between 20 - 200 milliliters a day is almost always when I shit. So I put my dick in the jug and go to town.

Read that to Zach. He was all "Damn. Why didn't I think of that?"

You should write a how-to book to be handed out at dyalisis centers.

I could do a Peritoneal Dialysis Book, but I've never done Hemodialysis and I hope to not have to.

I've been on PD for two and a half years now and it's all old hat. I finally got my Phos level under control. I hope I can maintain it.