Betty Dodson is apparently quite a well-known woman in the world of female self-stimulation.

http://dodsonandross.com/sexfeature/first-time-orgasm

Reading this, I was really intrigued and informed.  I was also reminded of hip for a number of reasons, but mostly for the frank convedrsational tone in the article.

So, there you go.  Read up ladies.

Daddy, can I borrow your tensor lamp and shaving mirror?

I just can't imagine why that bitch isn't getting laid.

Please excuse me while I go vomit.

There's a reason Playboy featured Marge Simpson and not Peggy Hill on this last cover.

Out of Marge Simpson, Peggy Hill, Lois Griffin, or Fran (from American Dad; I forget the last name), who wins?

You forgot the CIA wifes name is Smith ?

In a fight. Fran.

Sex ? Lois. by a mile.

Hell yeah.

Right after Tom's post I tried to put up a lois pic but the server kept choking on it so I gave up.

Also we're forgetting Turanga Leela, Liane Cartman, and for all you freaks out there Cross-Dressin' Bugs Bunny.

two words...

Dr. Girlfriend.

Turanga Leela

Jaysus. I never thought I'd get to see Thelma from Scooby Doo naked!

And I'm sorry I did...

I dont get women who dont know how to orgasm.

You should give cello AND orgasm lessons.

You should give cello AND orgasm lessons.

in south Philly

... it's dirty; in a GOOD way!

South Philly, where everyone smells like garlic and a losing football team

Well, whatever they got going on in South Philly, it sure is making your breasts grow gigantically huge.

A steady diet of chicken wings, my dear

So that's the secret ....

Hey, Sasha ....

She doesn't need wings she needs the breast meat. Actually no she doesn't

Well if it will throw some curves in, eat the wings and meet me in Corpus...

Going to visit Toad?

Good port, two days sail from Ft Myers.

Plus you could visit Toad!

If he's not in jail at the time ...

They have visiting hours.

Oh, yeah; there's always that ...