well, i was just sitting there when a pop up chat from him came up. i was suspect immediately, as i know he hates chatting there. asked him what was up and "he" said he was in chelsea, that he'd been mugged and had all his credit cards, money, and passport stolen. i told "him" (because at that point i was pretty sure it wasn't him) that sucked. that person agreed, then said they were just thanking the lord they still had their life.
i logged off before they could actually ask me for money but whatevs.