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Man, that'd be an awesome job!

What kind of qualifications makes you an Herb critic?

Can you now major in that in college?

If so I'm going the fuck back to school pronto.

Bachelor of Stonededness

My kid would be perfect for that job if he could fucking write. (or read) I as a child of the sixties remember weed use to always be leaf. Bonus if the seeds and stems were cleaned out. He only grows and smokes the best bud. In my opinion he is spoiled. I saved a well over pound of shake (leaf) this year that he was set to throw in the trash! Back in the day we would have never allowed weed to go to waste like that.

Times change I suppose, but I still smoke the leaf if that's all I have. I collected about an oz of budlets off the ground that fell off during the harvesting process. (he had a little problem with stem boring worms this year) He considers all but the cream of the tops ... garbage.

Dad???

fucking hysterical.

tru, you're such a fucking nut.

My son's 31 this year, and he's the same way with what he grows

Must be nice

Despite a softening in public attitudes towards marijuana, law governing the drug remains riddled with inconsistencies.

In the 14 mostly liberal states where medicinal use has been "legalised", federal law still forbids cultivating, selling and using the drug.

This week, however, President Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder, announced: "It will not be a priority to use federal resources to prosecute patients with serious illnesses or their caregivers who are complying with state laws on medical marijuana."

*nods*

I'll never touch the shit, however, I too feel it should be legalized ...

He considers all but the cream of the tops ... garbage.

Not being a person who grows things, I wonder:  can one harvest tobacco in the same way?

Horticulturist, Professor Hawking...

Oh, SNAP!!!

I want to be your average horti-fucking-culturalist...

A hortaculturist studies these:

WTF !  Kyle sent you a close up of his crotch ?!

A hortaculturist studies these:

I'm not one of those, either!

fucking hysterical.

tru, you're such a fucking nut.

Thanks Kate, our recent exchanges here have removed a splinter from my heart.

I want to be your average horti-fucking-culturalist...

You need fertilizer.

And a wasted Gloria?

Last night my sister and I went to go see Where The Wild Things Are, and we had to leave twenty minutes in because she was screaming and crying.  She was doing this because she was drunk and had taken mushrooms, which I didn't know until she started freaking out.

You have a sister? Does she share your mod fashion sense? Can you post a pic?

She's my twin.  We're not identical obviously.

I'd share my opinion of which of you is cuter, but as far as my experience teaches me twins DO NOT like to be compared to one another.

Drinking + shrooms + fantasy movie about monsters and children = hmm

I already know I'm cuter.  I get hit on more.

i had some friends in high school that were fraternal twins and they were total opposites:

Mike = Tall, well-built, dark hair, dark eyes, sort of shy, right-handed
Mark = Wiry little dude, blond, blue eyes, outgoing, left-handed

Are y'all opposites, Sasha?

I think it's more of a "which one is worse" kind of scenario.

My sister is worse than me.  She shoots heroin still, drinks every day, pops pills, does whatever drug is given to her, doesn't have a job, prostitutes for cash when she needs it, and dropped out of school at 16.  I however just drink and dabble in coke, am kind of a bitch all the time, unemployed, don't prostitute, and I go to school full time.  Ironically, we both have herpes.

1 in 4, baby. it's not really that bad just so long as you didn't give it to eachother.

Haha, oh man! I assume you mean through the agency of a 3rd party.