not to mention a glass and a half full productions

Cadbury Dairy Milk Glass and a Half Full Productions Australia eyebrows with ballon

Makes you wish Soaring Eagle moved to England. And teamed up with Moira Hindley.

I can think of a few people who like to give those annoying little fucks a glass and a half...

Note to self. Give up coke. Drink green tea.

Not wishing to sound racist, but commercials with blacks piss me off.

Blacks cooking, cleaning or just being black looking pricks. And they're always in "black" rapstar adverts with hot models.

Whats this saying to kids? "Be a baller and get some pussy". No wonder they end up confused...

I was reading this thread backwards and so when I saw this post I first thought you were being serious.

It was a 'woah' moment.

Actually I thought he was being serious too.
So I put a load of bootpolish on my face. And started rapping about recent murders with a replica in my hand on Youtube.Called myself the Knightsbridge Massiv Posse.
Then went out, saw a model who was in rap vid with Taio Cruz.
Who seemed to be distinctly unimpressed by my talk of "wasting motherfuckers", or with being called bitch and hoe...

Unfortunately, I've only just been released by the cops...
The worst part was when they asked me how to spell "pussy"...

Any of the "he went to jared" and "every kiss begins with kay" ads make me wanna blow my fucking brains out.

The Jared commercials are thankfully not that common on the stations I watch, but I totally agree about "Every kiss begins with Kay."

What's up with the new "Ah the Hernandezes" Orbitz commercial?
Didn't it used to be "Ah the Hernandezes... zes" ?

Focus group said it offended Latinos.

What's up with the new "Ah the Hernandezes" Orbitz commercial?
Didn't it used to be "Ah the Hernandezes... zes" ?

Yes, and that was its whole charm.

Focus group said it offended Latinos.

I wouldn't doubt it.

i cant stand that pediphile lookin guy.. bob. the creeper with the creepy smile because he got a boner again
i have to mute the TV and look away

When was the last time you saw one of those ads?

Focus group said it offended Latinos.

Makes sense I guess. I actually notice it more this way. They should have just pulled the whole ad.

i cant stand that pediphile lookin guy.. bob. the creeper with the creepy smile because he got a boner again
i have to mute the TV and look away

The most creepy thing about Hard-On Bob is the fact that the government caught him up for tax evasion after finding emails between head executives of the company that detailed their plans. These emails were collected as part of the warrantless wiretapping scandal related to Bush's 9/11 response. I'm not saying tax evasion is something we should be protecting, but I am saying that after these people got busted as targets of opportunity I started reading Tru's posts with less of a smirk.

As far as current commercials, I hate to say it but Flo from the Progressive.com commercials is starting to grow on me with her rockabilly look and all. I'm deeply in conflict with myself since those commercials are otherwise so painful.

No. Close, but no. Go back to smirking at Tru.

The brains behind Enzyte got 21 years and several million dollars in fines for fraud because his product does NOTHING.

Then, later, six members of Berkeley Nutraceuticals, Enzytre's parent company were indicted on income tax evasion.

But one has little to do with the other.

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The brains behind Enzyte got 21 years and several million dollars in fines for fraud because his product does NOTHING. NOTHING, DAMNIT, NOTHING! I tried and tried, but it just wouldn't raise my mainsail!

Fixed that for ya.

I'm on a boat, muthafukka....

Oh and I ff'd bob tonight, i think it was comedy central

An "Intel Star" TV ad -- Sponsors of Tomorrow

Intel Ad: Jokes

Thinkbox TV Ad


i cant think of any others right now. first two are intel, last is thinkbox. all awesome.

Those intel ads are clever, they just need to drop the last 2 seconds

and the preceding 28 second too

this ones amazing too: Lego commercial - Kipper

Heineken Beer Add funny

The Simpson's Super Bowl Coke Ad 2010 Commercial

I clearly remember watching a doco about the simpsons that said they don't take direction from the client... so on that basis... I think the simpsons just dis'd coke ?

I hate this because the fucking song always gets stuck in my head:
Education Connection Commercial Jingle

If she went on the interweb, why doesnt she just blow a goat twice a week online? I'm sure she'd make a lot more than $25K...

Subway Five Dollar Footlong commercial

Like to put my 5 dolla foot up someone arse...

Tru dat

I liked the one with the hula girl though.