Cuz this bitch ain't gonna sail itself to Antigua...

Ha.  I'd need a lot more practice to be useful.

We have a year and I have sailable 22', 24' and 25' boats (in addition to the POS you were on Sat) that you're free to use. PLenty of practice. Block 3 weeks previous and 3 weeks post and I'll get you there. Maybe back.

can I show up with liquor and a life-jacket and be effective in your plans?

Liquor, foul weather gear and a sleeping bag. Trust me, after the Coast Guard incident I own MANY PFDs.

if I'm not employed (hopeful) I'm in

Cool. Just so you know, I'm holding my passport and two Gs just in case it's not ready and I have to fly.

You'll need your passport in any case.

Unless I'm ready to quit my job at that point or stumble across an assload of money, 2 months off probably isn't doable for me.

I asked my dad if I could sail with you to Antigua and he said, "no."

Psh. Like you do what daddy tells you anyway...

Well, seeing as how I'm not married I have to have some guy to look after me and help me make life or death decisions.

Welcome to 1952. That's OK I'll find some bikini clad eye candy up here in MurderLand.

You know, you could "enlist" 2 folks to sail THERE with you, and 2 others to crew on the way back.

These fuckers know exactly how flexible I am with that stuff. Since the Coast Guard incident they's all SKURRRRRED...

That's ok because I'm bringing another Catalina across the bay tomorrow. Me and the Steelie man. Three foot seas, 25 kt winds. Just us and this:

I wanna go get a boat with you!

...as long as the boat is in Jacksonville.

Mine is ...

Dave when I head that way we'll do some sailing on the Inter Coastal Waterway. Sailors call that "going down the brown ditch" so I know you'll appreciate it...

I wanna go get a boat with you!

is this a double entendre?

It's no secret. He wants some hamster lovins.

Uhm, it's DYLAN that came out of the closet here recently, not me ....

Then again, it IS Zoomie ...


The answer's no, btw ...

Uhm, it's DYLAN that came out of the closet here recently, not me ....

So, you're saying you're still in the closet.

Hiding behind the studded chaps...

Hey, both Mosh and Zoomie have fucked me, apparently, and recently ...
You make the call ...

Si... You know somebody who can load Aaron up with local water knowledge ?

I dislike knowing when people are going out... I always feel slightly sick.

Detroit is claiming he wants to crew. Count me out of that madness! With my luck, the following WILL happen.



DO NOT WANT

Not a fan?

Oh come on, it's me. It would be more like: