I am so hungry right now. 24 minutes until I run to a bar and get something to eat and drink.


And thus begins another thread by Nick. Revel in my creativity

YOU ROCK!

I regularly get hungry around 9:45 am.  I've been thinking about having breakfast in the mornings, but I usually run out of time.

I very seldom eat breakfast, and it fucks me up if I do. I'm sluggish all day if I eat too early, and I find gym sessions are best on a mostly empty stomach.

i always eat breakfast.
its lunch i have difficulty with.

I had cock for breakfast.  Now that I think about it, all I had to eat yesterday was cock too.

Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

Did that one actually make it IN you?

Yeah. That was only a one time thing, dude!

Yeah, ok ...
Heh ...

Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

We spent two nights in a hostel filled with a lot of young men and maybe one other girl, Brook.

hahahahaha ....

Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

We spent two nights in a hostel filled with a lot of young men and maybe one other girl, Brook.  And I'm pretty sure the girl was a lesbian, because she did not respond to my drunken attempts at conversation.

she was English, not a lesbian, although that amounts to the same thing anyway

Luke = No Game

We've covered this ....

he's only one or two tweaks from having mad game

- Doctor

Fuck. I haven't gotten laid since... Oct 25th. Sasha I don't know why I didn't pick up on any of your mad cock skillz.

We spent two nights in a hostel filled with a lot of young men and maybe one other girl, Brook.

I saw ONE hot guy at the hostel, but his teeth were fucked up, and he kept eyeing Sasha anyhow.

Eying me huh?  Yea right, he was a fag.  When we were at the club, those hot navy guys asked me about you.  It angered me because I thought I had mad game, but obviously not with sailors.

Oh and another thing.  I am pissed at Luke.  He was the biggest cock blocking game killer EVER.  He got so weird one guy asked me what his deal was.

Come on, we all know what's up with that. Lucas wants to bang you.

I can't fuck a guy that doesn't care about the way he looks.  It's insulting to my keen fashion sense.

the biggest cock blocking game killer EVER.  He got so weird one guy asked me what his deal was.

Oh come on, you've spent time in clubs and restaurants and shows with Luke... stop acting like this hasn't happened before.

Not to this degree.  It was annoying.  Oh well, I worked it out even with his cock blocking ways.  It just took longer to seal the deal.

Nice ...

the pussy hunger, thats what this thread should really be called.

I have it; you offering?

I thought you only did it in the butt?

If that were the case I might just as well be gay, you know ...

and whats wrong with that?

Oh, did I forget the "not that there's anything wrong with that" after?
It wouldn't have applied in that case ...

Phag!

If that were the case I might just as well be gay, you know ...

What are you telling me now that you arent? After I banged you in the ass and all?

LIAR!