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God loves anal... and fisting. on: November 12, 2009, 09:55:37 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 01:23:49 PM
You finally found the only website I have ever made.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 05:46:50 PM
I had this idea for a porn site called consecratedcunt.com which would feature women dressed up like the virgin Mary masturbating and fucking guys dressed up like the disciples & Jesus.  Also, nun/nun, priest/nun, nun/nun/nun, priest/nun/priest, etc. porn scenes.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 08:30:12 PM
Wow ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #4 on: November 12, 2009, 08:42:53 PM
Praise the Lord and pass the lube...
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #5 on: November 12, 2009, 09:47:37 PM
W3rd ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 09:18:05 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on November 12, 2009, 05:46:50 PM
I had this idea for a porn site called consecratedcunt.com which would feature women dressed up like the virgin Mary masturbating and fucking guys dressed up like the disciples & Jesus.  Also, nun/nun, priest/nun, nun/nun/nun, priest/nun/priest, etc. porn scenes.

have you seen the (german, of course) porn clip with the priest and the nun and the poo eating? ughhhh.

http://www.1priest1nun.com/

i have to go vomit now.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #7 on: November 15, 2009, 09:41:41 PM
Actually, it was initially called "Church Of Fudge" ...

Here's another one:
http://redtube.com/24589

It's called "Stretching The Brown Hole" ...
It's got anal, crying, and a good popping noise at the end ...
« Last Edit: November 15, 2009, 09:43:24 PM by Thrash »
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #8 on: November 15, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
i know it was called that a while back. i first saw it prolly four or five years ago, way before the 1noun1othernoun trend started.

in any case, people eating vomit or shit are the only kinds of videos that literally make me dry heave/sometimes vomit. i can watch people getting shit on or puked on and not be bothered but if someone picks it up and starts eating it's all over for me.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #9 on: November 15, 2009, 10:48:15 PM
"Stretching The Brown Hole"

rating: F-

reasons: her fake ass moans are annoying, and his dick looks like a terd.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 01:59:46 AM
Hahahaha ....
Someone posted that to me thinking "Dave would like this!" ...
I agree with you ...

Sarah, after being an NYC paramedic for as long as I was, NOTHING truly shocks me anymore ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 01:04:31 PM
Even the fact that our president was born in Nigeria?
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 06:20:35 PM
Then he couldn't be president ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 06:23:49 PM
Man, so matter-of-fact about it. Nothing does shock you!
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
I'm pregnant.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #15 on: November 19, 2009, 01:45:10 PM
I might be too.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #16 on: November 19, 2009, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: banal on November 18, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
I'm pregnant.
i thought you were just fat.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #17 on: November 19, 2009, 03:57:16 PM
I'm sorry, but 13Cs getting pregnant would be comedy on the order of Danzig getting engaged and Bagman getting laid.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #18 on: November 19, 2009, 06:44:13 PM
So, uhm ...
Wow ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #19 on: November 23, 2009, 01:56:06 AM
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #20 on: November 23, 2009, 03:14:48 AM
~blink
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #21 on: November 23, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on November 19, 2009, 03:57:16 PM
I'm sorry, but 13Cs getting pregnant would be comedy on the order of Danzig getting engaged and Bagman getting laid.

I couldn't have kids.  Ew! Sick! Nasty!  My gay friend told me as I walked to the water fountain that I looked too good to ruin my body with child bearing.  He said I would get a FAVA if I did. "Fat Above Vagina Area"  I thought it was called a ponch.

« Last Edit: November 23, 2009, 06:52:22 PM by 13chemicals »
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #22 on: November 23, 2009, 08:21:53 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 01:30:52 AM
i though it was a pooch?

and a FUPA? fat upper pussy area.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #24 on: November 24, 2009, 06:37:10 AM
Didn't y'all watch any bad afrocentric movies in the 90s? They're called hoochies with poochies.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #25 on: November 24, 2009, 08:08:01 AM
I think pooch or paunch are both acceptable. Never heard of ponch.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #26 on: November 24, 2009, 11:53:25 AM
I guess things are called different things in different parts of the country.  I have saddle bags starting to come in and I think that is called muffin top in other places.  Now it is time to go walk for a hour.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #27 on: November 24, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
Yeah, paunch is the one I'm familiar with.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #28 on: November 24, 2009, 04:16:58 PM
I'm familiar with none of those names, i just call it all flab.
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Re: God loves anal... and fisting. Reply #29 on: November 24, 2009, 04:46:07 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on November 24, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
Yeah, paunch is the one I'm familiar with.
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