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Hey I'm new(Read 23610 times)
Re: Hey I'm new Reply #30 on: November 14, 2009, 09:07:04 PM
I gave Max about 5% A-S... and Max pussed out a bit.

but fuck it, if Max stays... Max stays.

and

What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #31 on: November 14, 2009, 09:37:32 PM
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detritus

Interesting word. Don't hear that one often.

I think you guys completely scared this hen person off already, hilarious.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #32 on: November 15, 2009, 12:40:11 AM
What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.

PHAGS! Look what you've done!!!!



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #33 on: November 15, 2009, 09:38:01 AM
I can do angry or I can do indifferent.  I've mostly been doing the latter lately.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #34 on: November 15, 2009, 10:00:22 AM
meh
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #35 on: November 15, 2009, 11:12:49 AM
I'm still applying Bactine to my ass from the terrible bite ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #36 on: November 15, 2009, 11:28:41 AM
You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness.

That's aww worthy.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #37 on: November 15, 2009, 12:03:14 PM
It's official now; all of you are ghey ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #38 on: November 16, 2009, 01:01:27 AM
I was pissed-off from the start  :P

Nice to be back though :)

OH YEAH, YOU WERE KILLER WHEN YOU SHOWED UP.

No, no, the START, as in 98.  Haven't had to deal with those assholes from high school in nearly 10 years, so I'm peachy now
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #39 on: November 16, 2009, 04:42:10 PM
You guys are fucking faggots.  And I've sucked a dick.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #40 on: November 16, 2009, 10:52:42 PM
Next up for Danzig, being a bottom.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #41 on: November 17, 2009, 06:50:55 AM
...and when that happens you need to keep the adjectives to YOURSELF.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #42 on: November 17, 2009, 01:43:01 PM
Bottom, or POWER BOTTOM?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #43 on: November 17, 2009, 03:09:53 PM
This is totally unrelated but Jenna Jameson is on Oprah today.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #44 on: November 17, 2009, 04:04:34 PM
Yes that is totally unrelated to Dylan getting fucked in the ass. It couldn't me MORE unrelated.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #45 on: November 17, 2009, 09:57:45 PM
Actually, I see the bridge here ...
It could just be me though ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #46 on: November 19, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
Hahaha
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #47 on: November 27, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
oh hai!



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #48 on: November 28, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
W3rd, Chikka!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #49 on: November 29, 2009, 02:07:45 AM
I gave Max about 5% A-S... and Max pussed out a bit.

but fuck it, if Max stays... Max stays.

and

What are you talking about dude? You're almost puppy-like in your friendliness. It's people like you and me who turned this place into the love-fest it is.

I seem to have missed this bit.  huh?
« Last Edit: November 29, 2009, 02:08:10 AM by Maxillius »
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #50 on: November 29, 2009, 03:38:04 AM
We're piss and vinegar, however, we've a little bit of pixie dust (make assumptions) and powdered sugar on the mix ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #51 on: November 29, 2009, 04:31:55 AM
Note to self: Dont eat daves cooking.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #52 on: November 29, 2009, 04:36:14 AM
It's not MY doing, man ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #53 on: November 29, 2009, 04:38:17 AM
yeah yeah, women are evil. I hear ya.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #54 on: November 29, 2009, 04:40:49 AM
We've covered this ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #55 on: November 29, 2009, 10:18:45 AM
This is totally unrelated but Jenna Jameson is on Oprah today.

This is slightly related, it turns out a friend of mine's sister was on Jeremy Kyle.
She's 19, it was about her few months old kid. I'm really gutted that I didnt get to watch it because I only found out friday.



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #56 on: November 29, 2009, 01:08:00 PM
Need more details or this is just a bucket of words ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #57 on: November 29, 2009, 01:13:21 PM
I would give you more details if I had them.
I know her daughter is named Lola.
Loads of people watched it on the web when they found out at school.
Sadly i dont know which ep it was or i would try and find it myself.

I think it was just the usual baby war with the absentee father or something..



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #58 on: November 29, 2009, 01:14:09 PM
Oh, so he's your Maury ....

Next ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hey I'm new Reply #59 on: November 29, 2009, 02:10:01 PM
Maury, I'm 199% sure he's the father! I only slep with him and 2 other guys at that party!