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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Well Hello Dearests(Read 10400 times)
Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #30 on: November 17, 2009, 01:50:11 PM
tru dat, only sluts do anaal.

It's what I hope for daily ...

It's actually been a while since I've fucked as asshole ...

Damn; I'm gonna find me a slut soon ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #31 on: November 17, 2009, 04:00:41 PM
Vala Mal Doran is no slut, you spherical putz.

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #32 on: November 17, 2009, 10:02:18 PM
So, uhm ...
No anal?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #33 on: November 18, 2009, 02:11:37 AM
Vala Mal Doran is no slut, you spherical putz.



I *highly* doubt Vala *isnt* a slut.  I sincerely hope Claudia Black isn't though :D
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #34 on: November 18, 2009, 07:08:35 AM
WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME LIVE IN MY FANTASY WORLD????
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #35 on: November 18, 2009, 07:13:04 AM
We get sea sick watching you bob around.
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Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #36 on: November 18, 2009, 07:28:35 AM
YOU get seasick? Man I left half  can of Pringles drifting on the Potomac last summer...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #37 on: November 18, 2009, 05:05:35 PM