I am only going to go see New Moon for this:

No, not quite. This is for teenage girls really.
New Moon is coming out, I am sadly excited. I love Jacob.

WOOOOO TEAM JACOB

Fags!

I'm a fag for young hot boys.

Well, at least you admit it ...

I like to jerk off hot young boys through their pants.

i am Team Edward and Team Bill and clearly Team Silly Romantic.

i really, really want bill compton to bite me.

I like to jerk off hot young boys through their pants.

Ironically, this is shit that I do care about.

i am Team Edward and Team Bill and clearly Team Silly Romantic.

Team Jacob is plainly the better team.

I agree but I didnt want to get all twilight fanatic-y.