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Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model?(Read 11978 times)
Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #30 on: November 28, 2009, 11:11:38 AM
yeah man, like, whats another carrot in the mystery hole? Youre totally down.

+1 emo point.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #31 on: November 28, 2009, 04:02:12 PM
You hit it either way; don't lie!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #32 on: November 28, 2009, 08:15:56 PM


I'll take them all
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #33 on: November 28, 2009, 09:19:48 PM
Ah, but in what order?
For me it's probably 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #34 on: November 29, 2009, 01:29:58 AM
I look at that picture and my first thought is that they're probably a bunch of demanding bitches.

I would buy a kiddie-pool and fill it with water in the backyard.  I would place the chick in the middle on her hands and knees in the pool.  Then I would proceed to fuck her from behind while holding her head in the water to drown her.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #35 on: November 29, 2009, 03:29:56 AM
I'd take 'em in any order, and I also agree with Emp (per usual) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #36 on: November 29, 2009, 03:49:46 AM
I look at that picture and my first thought is that they're probably a bunch of demanding bitches.

I would buy a kiddie-pool and fill it with water in the backyard.  I would place the chick in the middle on her hands and knees in the pool.  Then I would proceed to fuck her from behind while holding her head in the water to drown her.


she'd probably be into it.
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #37 on: November 29, 2009, 03:54:02 AM
Thus ...

I'd take 'em in any order, and I also agree with Emp (per usual) ...

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #38 on: November 29, 2009, 03:24:21 PM


Ah, but in what order?
For me it's probably 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.

1, 4, 5, 2, 3 here.
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #39 on: November 29, 2009, 03:40:37 PM
1,1,1,1,1 while 2 does 4 and 3 does 5...
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #40 on: November 29, 2009, 03:45:49 PM
I would get no. 4 to clean my room.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #41 on: November 29, 2009, 03:52:04 PM
is that what the kids call it these days.
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #42 on: November 29, 2009, 04:07:52 PM
It's what they all think till you hand 'em a cloth and cleaning products.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #43 on: November 29, 2009, 04:10:38 PM
No, it's what the kids tell their parents ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #44 on: November 29, 2009, 06:41:28 PM


Ah, but in what order?
For me it's probably 1, 2, 4, 5, 3.

1, 4, 5, 2, 3 here.

4, 1, 3, 5, 2
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #45 on: November 29, 2009, 06:42:41 PM
I'll take 'em all, at the same time, or in any order ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #46 on: November 29, 2009, 06:51:24 PM
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #47 on: November 29, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
WTF does that even mean?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #48 on: November 29, 2009, 06:58:23 PM
Everybody was putting up numbers. So i put up laverne and shirley.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated


im on a totaly different plain,  but i can explain.

A schlimazel can be concisely described as a born loser
Schlemiel is a habitual bungler

Hasenpfeffer is rabbit stew... most likey used to suggest working class.

all the typing about the word defs is just extra... it was always about the numbers.
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #49 on: November 29, 2009, 07:02:56 PM
Wait, I got it, however, how does it apply?

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  • schlimazel: a chronically unlucky person (?????? shlimazl, from Middle High German slim 'crooked' and Hebrew ??? mazz?l 'luck') (OED). In June 2004, Yiddish shlimazl was one of the ten non-English words that were voted Words hardest to translate by a British translation company.

    schlemiel: an inept clumsy person; a bungler; a dolt (Yiddish shlemil)

Reference here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Yiddish_origin
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #50 on: November 29, 2009, 07:05:34 PM
well, youre one step ahead of me.
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #51 on: November 29, 2009, 07:25:37 PM
I was looking as soon as I post WTF is it?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #52 on: November 29, 2009, 08:09:17 PM
oh, I was typing about the 'you get it' section. 'cause I have no idea how I got from people ranking chicks to laverne and shirley... I'm you dont dont either, but meh, im fucked up right now. need sleep.
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Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #53 on: November 29, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
W3rd ...
... I'm watching Bruno right now anyway
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #54 on: December 10, 2009, 06:18:27 PM
I would get no. 4 to clean my room.

Amanda Knox is hot.AND fairly good at cleaning rooms.
(Apart from her bloody footprints, knives and bathrooms).

Should be available from Friday
... in erm 30 years time.



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #55 on: December 12, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
26 and I'll be waiting!



Re: Who's your favorite Victoria's secret model? Reply #56 on: December 13, 2009, 10:20:31 AM
I LOVE reenactments.

This means I can finally get to wear the Harry Potter costume I was given..