You're built for power not for.... anything else

He's also built to go on quests and to forge weapons used in battle.

and to consume unholy quantities of weed...

Hahaha!

unless you're riding up a hill for 30 minutes it's not that big an effort guys

There's also the question of presentability.  Sarah lives in a very snowy place; this leads to muddy snow, and muddy splashes that cars will likely send flying her way at every opportunity.

How to knit crochet, sew and make babies, apparently...

... and fuck girls; can't forget that
... oh, wait; she did!

I know how to educate myself, spend other people's money, have epic sex, and complain.  Sarah is just so much cuter.

If you put it that way, yes, she is ...

I'm in much better shape than I had been, but still not fantastic shape.  

I can honestly say I'm in the worst shape of my life right now.

I sweat WAY more easily than most people.

Other-mother brother?

Zuh?

translation: me too.

Ah.

i would break my neck and die in a filthy puddle if i tried to ride my bike to work in the weather we have here half the year. i do actually ride my bike to work in the summer sometimes, if it's not too hot or rainy or whatever. i do have to show up not looking like a street person because the more presentable i am the more tips i get.

If you showed up all sweaty and flushed I'd sit at a table, sip bouron and toss $5 bills at you.

Wait... you are a stripper, aren't you?

Zoomie likes 'em funky!

* Thrash waits for the 2nd shoe to fall on this one *

Actually I think it's Chad.

I was referring more to this stuff:

Dwarf Monk.

And this:

He's also built to go on quests and to forge weapons used in battle.

Sounds like a dwarf to me.

...and just for all you nerds who feel the irrepressible need to understand what all posts mean, see here for the prequel.

Oops.

Thanks for translating, dude.