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Thought you'd like to know...(Read 7960 times)
Thought you'd like to know... on: November 24, 2009, 07:09:40 AM
Remember that little black puppy I picked up at the last MD meet? He now weighs 65 pounds and I'm taking him to get his balls chopped off today.

I'm thinking of getting them bronzed. Who wants earrings? Cuff links?
« Last Edit: November 24, 2009, 07:10:10 AM by Zoomie »
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 11:48:22 AM
tricky



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 06:20:07 PM
Duh.
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
Fry em up and eat them



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
send them to Kyle so next time he takes a picture of his cock it will have some balls in it
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 01:37:51 PM
+2 "headbangin' points" for all for referencing a hat trick of inside jokes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 03:47:02 PM
Dont forget to give yourself a few emo's for blocking the flow.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 03:50:24 PM
W3rd. I think we were on the verge of a few roo-scrote comments.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 08:34:08 PM
Shshshshshsh!!!

Don't jinx it!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 09:17:43 PM
Cover 'em in glitter and hang 'em from your rearview mirror ~ on your boat.
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #10 on: November 27, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
W3rd. I think we were on the verge of a few roo-scrote comments.

Well where else would I keep them?
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #11 on: November 27, 2009, 09:40:32 PM
I hope you had the decency to buy him a pair of neuticles.

This is my new boxer pup! she's a slut. look at her cooter.




Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #12 on: November 28, 2009, 03:32:33 PM
Uhm, thanks ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #13 on: November 28, 2009, 05:37:14 PM
+2 "headbangin' points" for all for referencing a hat trick of inside jokes ...

 
Dont forget to give yourself a few emo's for blocking the flow.

flow... river... red. ~sigh.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #14 on: November 28, 2009, 05:45:38 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #15 on: December 09, 2009, 08:32:20 AM
I hope you had the decency to buy him a pair of neuticles.

This is my new boxer pup! she's a slut. look at her cooter.



i was, like, scrolling down pretty fast, didn't see your post, just the pic,

and i thought,

"DAMN!  He looks like a GIRL dog!  WTF did the vet DO to him?!?"

tHEN, I HAPPENED TO NOTICE THAT YOU CALLED IT hER,

and then i happened to notice that i had the Caps Lock on,

and it all just went to hell in a hand-basket from there.

<~ STFU'ing.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2009, 08:33:58 AM by fyrenza »
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #16 on: December 09, 2009, 10:10:47 AM
<~ STFU'ing.

Fuck, I wish you actually understood what that meant.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 05:58:59 PM
shut the fuck up, Luke
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #18 on: December 09, 2009, 06:56:08 PM
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 11:01:25 AM
What's wrong with FAH-Q, dude?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #20 on: December 10, 2009, 12:06:41 PM
Fat envy.
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 06:33:05 PM
All chicks dig fat guys, right?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 09:42:32 PM
Well, a fat dude has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt,

that he can find FOOD,

and that's a rather attractive quality when shopping for a S.O.
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 10:08:38 PM
Only 'cause you're a hardcore pothead who always has the munchies ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #24 on: December 11, 2009, 08:58:54 AM
HaHaHaHaHa!

Actually, when you get to be an UBER hard-core stoner, you don't even GET the munchies anymore.

Sad, but true.
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #25 on: December 11, 2009, 09:10:19 AM
No cotton mouth either.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 10:44:46 AM
No kidding!

But ~ is that 'cuz of being a hard-core stoner,

or

'cuz of being a hard-core stoner who knows the value of a BEER?

(Miller HIGH Life)
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 10:46:04 AM by fyrenza »
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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 12:14:11 PM
Well, a fat dude has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt,

that he can find FOOD,

and that's a rather attractive quality when shopping for a S.O.


You want him to be able to find food... so he can eat it... whilst you stand there.. hungry.



Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 01:18:18 PM
Well, a fat dude has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt,

that he can find FOOD,

and that's a rather attractive quality when shopping for a S.O.


You want him to be able to find food... so he can eat it... whilst you stand there.. hungry.


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Re: Thought you'd like to know... Reply #29 on: December 11, 2009, 05:30:38 PM
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

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