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One of you...(Read 6955 times)
One of you... on: November 26, 2009, 03:20:07 AM
...looked me up on MyLife (formerly Classmates). And I know who just from the person's age and town of residence.

Don't stalk me sweety. If you want the pork roll, just speak up.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you... Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 03:35:54 AM
lol @ Danzig
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: One of you... Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 03:46:28 AM
Very close. But while Danzig IS a fat girl, this person USED to be a fat girl...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you... Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 03:54:57 AM
lol @ underclass



Re: One of you... Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 05:35:25 AM
If I was a girl I would sit at home and play with myself all day. Oh...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: One of you... Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 09:17:16 AM
If I was a girl I would sit at home and play with myself all day.
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: One of you... Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 11:36:25 AM
lol @ Luke
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: One of you... Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
I think I know who now as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: One of you... Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 03:00:49 PM
lol @ pantycheese



Re: One of you... Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 10:14:13 AM
ding ding ding Mosh!



Re: One of you... Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 10:47:39 AM
Geek, if you take me to the worlds worst diner next time I'm in Philly, I'll make out with a flamingo statue on real video
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: One of you... Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 01:36:00 PM
I'd make out with a lot worse than that on a good bet ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: One of you... Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 02:19:15 PM
ive got some terrible places I can take you!



Re: One of you... Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 03:37:41 PM
Take him to that diner with all the Italian gangsters outside of it 24/7 and have him talk shit to them as soon as he walks in.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: One of you... Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 08:33:30 PM
Wow, you know, I just remembered; I left my apartment on fire ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: One of you... Reply #15 on: November 27, 2009, 11:15:59 AM
Ok I admit it was me.
Amazing what u get when you Google "fags in sailor clothes".



Re: One of you... Reply #16 on: November 27, 2009, 01:13:12 PM
All I can tell you Ress is that, at least in this case, wishing for a real man to suck you off won't make it happen. Maybe you should take baggie's lead and try craigslist.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2009, 01:14:05 PM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you... Reply #17 on: November 27, 2009, 02:21:11 PM
U were the one whispering sweet nothings in my pm box....

PS I like the sound of this Craig guy.Where does he live?



Re: One of you... Reply #18 on: November 27, 2009, 06:07:18 PM
He lives in all of our hearts.



Re: One of you... Reply #19 on: November 27, 2009, 09:13:33 PM
and a bit lower in Danzig's case ...
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: One of you... Reply #20 on: November 27, 2009, 10:01:07 PM
Lower?  I thought Bagman's cock lived in Danzig's mouth....



Re: One of you... Reply #21 on: November 28, 2009, 12:30:08 AM
Take him to that diner with all the Italian gangsters outside of it 24/7 and have him talk shit to them as soon as he walks in.

I have a good story about my little asian friend walking over drunk and fucking with some paisans.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: One of you... Reply #22 on: November 28, 2009, 03:34:00 PM
Do tell ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: One of you... Reply #23 on: December 14, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
HAVE YOU NOTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF???
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: One of you... Reply #24 on: December 15, 2009, 10:50:41 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: One of you... Reply #25 on: December 19, 2009, 04:58:46 PM
That's about it; yeah ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')