No fucking way you're taller than me. I mean, I know we spent most of our time sitting at a bar and you slouch, but standing there just ain't no fucking way...

as long as theres no asians on this site i would bet money i'm the shortest one here.

I'd probably give you a run for your money.

I am out. 6`1 and 210lbs.

shit, 6'1".. im like a oompa loompa next to that *sad*

I'm 5'5" I guess.  Everyone knows I am short though.

I am out. 6`1 and 210lbs.

I'm 10 lbs heavier than you for every inch I'm shorter.

I am trying to lose 20lbs and it isn`t coming off with good head, either.

What's going on Daddy?  Have you taken a lover?  If so, kudos to you old man.

No lovers. I am using the gym to blow off desire and it isn`t quite working out that way.

No lovers. I am using the gym to blow off desire and it isn`t quite working out that way.

...

All those buff dudes getting you hot & bothered, huh?

Too easy. WAYYYYY too easy...

Do I look like Dylan to you?

Too easy. WAYYYYY too easy...

All those glistening buttocks and raging boners.  How could Daddy resist such temptation?

Tonight at the gym, I wound up cracking and popping every joint in my body. I was on the tricep workout longer than normal. They moved it to just behind the treadmills and there was a thick blond running for 20 minutes. I watched those cheeks bounce for 10 while doing slow curls.

Haha nice! A few years ago, when I arrived at the gym my trainer said forget about today's session, just go do as much cardio as I can. I said that sounded awful and boring, and he said just go upstairs and I'd understand. Turned out that the Miami Heat cheerleaders (or whatever they call themselves) were doing a full on practice in the floor space in front of the cardio machines. Every single machine was in use by someone male for the duration of the practice.

There is this gorgeous lady who I would see at the gym every day that I worked out. After being out for two months due to injury I was happy to see her when I got there tonight. She even asked where I had been.

Does she do anal?

The important questions always go unanswered around here.

I know; right!

There is this gorgeous lady who I would see at the gym every day that I worked out. After being out for two months due to injury I was happy to see her when I got there tonight. She even asked where I had been.

You've been not at the gym and not having sex, you've been on the radio baby

I'm not sure which is better than one another ...

She even asked where I had been.

"Oh, I was injured for a bit, and plus my radio show has been taking up a lot of my time..."

I never drop that line.

I never drop that line.

Hence all of the complaints about the lack of extra-martial fuckery.

Pretty much.

Extra-martial, Kwai-Chang?

Kung Fu grip on the mushroom tip.

She even asked where I had been.

"Oh, I was injured for a bit, and plus my radio show has been taking up a lot of my time..."

I prefer, "I was injured for a bit in a world class boxing match and my millions of dollars have been taking up a lot of my time..."