Heating element, belt driven: What could go wrong ?

hmm, it looks like a huge epilady

Yeah, it does, actually ...

As long as it doesn't FEEL like one, we're cool ...

Yeah, um... You first.

Shit, gladly!

Wow.  If Kyle's relationship doesn't work out at least he now can have a solid plan b.

Sign me up.

Your plan b involves alimony and child support Daddy.

http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home

Currently available for 200 bucks?

I'll buy one, knock Wolfram|Alpha up, and create skynet.

Your plan b involves alimony and child support Daddy.

I'm taking my kid with me in Plan B. Period.

How can a man possibly put his dick in that thing, cum, and still have a shred of self-respect afterwards? I'd feel like such a loser if I were a guy and I bought that thing.

If we can get our dicks in it, it will be there. This is why we are men.

If you are a man because you put your dick into that, then I guess all people with penises are men.

Well, um, yeah. Isn't that pretty much the definition? Isn't that why that South African... person... is having trouble competing with women?

Or do you mean some kinda super macho CHEVY LIKE A ROCK Howie Long MANLY MAN shit? OOH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!

If you build it, we will cum...

I think the interesting part of this device is that they've tied hardware to a subscription model for videos that are compatible.  This is very much how Apple became successful with iTunes, by the way.

hmm, somebody is going to upload a virus.

That'd be cool ....
*stroke, stroke, thrust, [Bob Villa pops onscreeen] hammer, hammer, drill*

How can a man possibly put his dick in that thing, cum, and still have a shred of self-respect afterwards? I'd feel like such a loser if I were a guy and I bought that thing.

I'd give it a try, as a tester, however, I don't think I'd pay $200 for it and then $.49/minute for it ...
Supposedly you can buy the vids for $12.99-$19.99 each ...

Hmmm, LimeWire, maybe?

hmm, somebody is going to upload a virus.

I'll upload a virus...

I just HAD to give you the idea, didn't I?

Well, I know Aasam's XMas gift ...
(or whatever the douche's name is)

Aasim?

Hmmm, LimeWire, maybe?

Open Source Drivers would be a must.

Aasim left for good.  He said that he couldn't be with me anymore since I sleep around.  But everyone knows that's my MO.

Dude doesn't like the All-American sounds of the Beach Boys?

Aasim left for good.  He said that he couldn't be with me anymore since I sleep around.  But everyone knows that's my MO.

How did he not know this?

my Japanese friends knew this and they were across the room from you separated by a language barrier menu

They know I'm a slut?

Aasim is back. 

Dude's like a cold sore.

No dear, say it properly.

You TOOK Aasim back.

You bought it now own it.