NONONONONONONONO!

This:

I'll take both!

not until Feb mate,

I'm not sharing a room with a hooker sheep and a box of pink dildos again

Stop your whinging... that hooker sheep and box of pink dildo's gave you the best night of your life.

maybe so, but I didn't need your fucking mate Wayne taking pictures from the corner

It's all part of the service.

You don't have an "opt out" program for certain packages?

Opt out of getting photographed with a hooker sheep and a bog box of pink jelly dildos? Exactly what part of that would anyone want to opt out of???

Mosh you've been holding out on me. All we had was Yuenglings on the beach, a boat ride, Yuenglings in Erics garage, target practice, more Yuenglings in Eric's garage, walk in the woods, more Yuenglings in Eric's garage, and some weed. Guess I gotta come visit you there to get the sheep and dildo show, eh?

Those are all great things... but there's a time and a place for the sheep and dildos.

Delaware or Maryland just arent it.  Besides, you ever try to get a hooker sheep through Customs and on a plane as hand luggage? They really, really hate going through the XRay machine.

I'm ...

SHOCKED!!!

HOW many Texicans here?!?  And NO ONE said a COW PIE?!?

AAAaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

And the BEAUTY of it is?

S/He can grow 'shrooms out of it!  ROFLMFAO!!!