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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


FLU Concerns(Read 3140 times)
FLU Concerns on: December 10, 2009, 08:31:56 AM
I'm not really concerned about swine flu. Here's my concern.

* 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . .  Mad Cow disease.
 
* 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . .  Avian flu.

* This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . .  Swine flu..

Next year is the year of the cock . . .  Anybody else worried?



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Re: FLU Concerns Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 08:53:07 AM
Dylan's terrified
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: FLU Concerns Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 12:29:28 PM
Invalid hypothesis. Kyle already had the cock flu.
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Re: FLU Concerns Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 12:34:36 PM
Last one to Kyle's house to give him a BJ is,

well,

SICK!
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Re: FLU Concerns Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 06:46:12 PM
Dylan's cock is already sick ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: FLU Concerns Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 09:59:49 PM
Shouldn't that read:

Dylan's Dick is already sick?

Hey.  We could write a POME (sic) to Dylan's Dick!!!

Dylan's Dick is already sick
He got online and met this chick,

Someone else has to write the next two lines.
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Re: FLU Concerns Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 10:14:39 AM
I don't understand Wendy's method of picking forums to start threads in...

How is this related to Rhubarb?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: FLU Concerns Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 12:42:51 AM
* Thrash shrugs *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: FLU Concerns Reply #8 on: December 21, 2009, 06:24:51 PM