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Quote from: FAH-Q
If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.
If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.
Quote from: hip
i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!
Quote from: 13chemicals
I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
Quote from: hip
no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)


(attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si...(Read 12726 times)
Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #30 on: December 18, 2009, 06:49:26 PM
*shrug*

I was taught there is only one God, all religions are just different ways of worshipping the same God.

The Romans seem a sure bet for hard drinks and soft women though.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #31 on: December 18, 2009, 07:00:05 PM
There are as many Gods as people believe there are Gods.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #32 on: December 18, 2009, 07:03:05 PM
Lucas prays to me every night, but I'm an obstinate deity who ignores his pleas.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #33 on: December 18, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
Oh stop picking on Luke and fuck him in his ass already...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #34 on: December 18, 2009, 08:33:37 PM
Oh stop picking on Luke and fuck him in his ass already...

Thanks for the concern, Zooms, but I'll be alright w/o buttsex this Christmas.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #35 on: December 19, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
He has never prayed for buttsex.  I will announce it to the world if he does, for I am a deity that is easily amused by sexual deviance.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #36 on: December 19, 2009, 09:18:47 AM
my god rides a skateboard.

or silvia saint. I forget.



Re: (attempted facebook status that apparently was too long): Si... Reply #37 on: December 19, 2009, 10:30:28 AM
My god is a wagon fulla pancakes.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!