*shrug*

I was taught there is only one God, all religions are just different ways of worshipping the same God.

The Romans seem a sure bet for hard drinks and soft women though.

There are as many Gods as people believe there are Gods.

Lucas prays to me every night, but I'm an obstinate deity who ignores his pleas.

Oh stop picking on Luke and fuck him in his ass already...

Oh stop picking on Luke and fuck him in his ass already...

Thanks for the concern, Zooms, but I'll be alright w/o buttsex this Christmas.

He has never prayed for buttsex.  I will announce it to the world if he does, for I am a deity that is easily amused by sexual deviance.

my god rides a skateboard.

or silvia saint. I forget.

My god is a wagon fulla pancakes.