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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #60 on: December 27, 2009, 06:41:41 PM
...and as sexy!  AND I WANT THEM ON MY FACE NOW!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #61 on: December 27, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
Give her a chocolate bandit!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #62 on: December 27, 2009, 08:45:39 PM
i hope you can fit both of these balls in that pretty mouth of yours
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #63 on: December 27, 2009, 09:03:52 PM
Uhm, what about my suggestion?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #64 on: January 05, 2010, 02:06:37 PM
I'm on to girl #4 in-a-row, I'll tell you about her later.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #65 on: January 05, 2010, 03:01:59 PM
Look at tubby go!!!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #66 on: January 05, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
On a side note, the jailbait chick has been posting racy fo-tos on her blog.  Who want to see?  Heh.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #67 on: January 05, 2010, 07:40:32 PM
No thanks, Bagmoth.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #68 on: January 05, 2010, 10:36:04 PM
Define "racy"; like, illegal?
Isn't she supposed to be a "shy, virgin" or some shit?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #69 on: January 05, 2010, 10:56:33 PM
The young ones can turn on you in a minute. Emp will find out in a few.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #70 on: January 05, 2010, 11:07:47 PM
It's why I carry a gun and a tazer, and keep pepper spray under my pillow, man ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #71 on: January 06, 2010, 02:00:13 AM
It's legal actually.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #72 on: January 06, 2010, 02:37:40 AM
But can you fuck her ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #73 on: January 06, 2010, 02:54:35 AM
Quote from: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 11:07:47 PM
keep pepper spray under my pillow, man ...

I thought that was your butt plug...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #74 on: January 06, 2010, 07:09:38 AM
Quote from: banal on January 06, 2010, 02:37:40 AM
But can you fuck her ?
As a threshold answer, no. The laws of human morality require him to tell her about his terrifying VD and even naive 17-year-old children who can't give informed consent usually aren't dumb enough to say yes to incurable infections.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #75 on: January 06, 2010, 07:30:02 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 06, 2010, 02:54:35 AM
Quote from: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 11:07:47 PM
keep pepper spray under my pillow, man ...

I thought that was your butt plug...

I thought that was YOUR clone-a-willy...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #76 on: January 06, 2010, 08:26:39 AM
Actually, it was my penis stuck through a hole I cut in the mattress.


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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #77 on: January 06, 2010, 03:57:30 PM
All of the last four posts are completely true ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #78 on: January 06, 2010, 08:03:42 PM
is that how the whole world is carrying krsna's baby? Has he soiled every mattress in town?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #79 on: January 06, 2010, 08:32:17 PM
Well, TBH, with some of the women in this world I'm sure he could just cum in their shoes and let the flies do the real "dirty work" ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #80 on: January 07, 2010, 03:31:50 AM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on January 06, 2010, 08:26:39 AM
Actually, it was my penis stuck through a hole I cut in the mattress.

Daylan says hey
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #81 on: January 07, 2010, 03:42:38 AM
what
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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #82 on: January 07, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
Not you, the gay Dyl...

Now I understand the confusion.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #83 on: January 07, 2010, 11:53:07 AM
Just friends, ah well.  Tune in next time, folks....I'll try to get a midget or two involved.
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #84 on: January 07, 2010, 05:11:00 PM
Is "midget" code word for two 9 year olds whose ages equal a legal age?!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #85 on: January 08, 2010, 04:54:54 AM
does beer taste good in the summer?!
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #86 on: January 08, 2010, 03:39:06 PM
Danzig is listed as single on Facebook...... *oooohhhhhh!*
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #87 on: January 08, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
maybe the neckbeard didn't cut it after all ?!?
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #88 on: January 08, 2010, 06:45:26 PM
If you can't get clean, hairless pussy with a neckbeard you best stock up on the date rape drugs...
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Re: Ze Danzig gossip Reply #89 on: January 08, 2010, 07:09:56 PM
I thought we were all supposed to do that anyway ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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