just because i haven't said it in a while...

fags.

anyway, i will probably be playing video games or sleeping or nursing a baby or possibly taking a shower. i mean, really, the possibilities are endless. as long as they involve sitting in front of one screen or another or a bathrobe.

Do you have a front load washing machine ? If yes, put your kid inside and take a pic, please.

Do you have a front load washing machine ? If yes, put your kid inside and take a pic, please.

= nutjob

Nick, how do you even have Emo points?

You and Si are like the two least offensive people here.

I'm sure that if I lost it was very humiliating, and I never did it again.

In the bizzrro universe I probably lost on purpose and loved every minute of it. How disgusting.

Who are you kidding. In the REAL world you were begging her to stick her thumb out so when she rammed her fist into your ass you might get a little prostate stim...

But... would that satisfy her ? I mean... Even cowgirls get the blues.

Do you have a front load washing machine ? If yes, put your kid inside and take a pic, please.

= nutjob

I didnt say to turn the thing on.  I wish I still had the pics on my cat in the blender when he was a kitten.

Nick, how do you even have Emo points?

You and Si are like the two least offensive people here.

I CUT THEM DOWN EVERY DAY BECAUSE THEY ARE A PAIR OF MOTHERFUCKERS.

You fucking piece of shit.

Mmmmm, fisting!

I CUT THEM DOWN EVERY DAY BECAUSE THEY ARE A PAIR OF MOTHERFUCKERS.

* lonely child cry

*holds and caresses Nick......quietly pulls it out and cums on his clothed leg*

There there....

I am going to go see a bunch of cover bands with my North Carolina crew of boys.  Then we are going to go to an after party at my friend's house.  I am then going to go to Vegas on the 5th.  JEALOUS BITCHES?!?!

Not yet; no ...

Not so jealous of Vegas, really. Now if you'd said Reno, I'd be jealous.

Have you actually BEEN to NC? I mean, one phone call would get me a dozen rednecks who wanted to fuck me...

I've been and it's the most horrible place on Earth.

Well there ya go...

Probably hang out with the wife and kid. No booze allowed but plenty of bud.

I'll probably have to break out my stash of vicoden just to get through the evening.

I might fall 1 short of my year-end goal ...
MIGHT ...

Looks like booze may be winning.

Fuckit, my New Years is just gonna be like any other night.  Except I usually don't have BBQ pork in my tummy but tonight I do.

Looks like booze may be winning.

We don't need two threads about post count.

Looks like booze may be winning.

We don't need two threads about post count.

And your post of apparent admonishment is more deserving because ...

Homie, don't play like that.

I gotta say it " Your Momma!"

Apparently, I am going to spend NYE driving my clinically depressed girlfriend out to the middle of nowhere because she hates St Louis so much that she doesn't even want to be in it on the easiest night of the year to have fun somewhere so we can stare a the full moon and not talk to each other. Seems simple, but according to her, I still managed to screw it up.

At least I got up early enough to jerk off before she woke up, so I could start the new year with some kind of affectionate gesture. Very painful breakup in 10,9,8...

Ah that sucks.

I managed to do both.

I went to bed at 8 o clock. I'm starting to think zoomie and i are really soul mates. 

I partied with a bunch of Indians (South Asian variety), who had the most OBSCENE open bar I've ever seen in a private residence.  I'm talking like 40+ bottles of top shelf, plus a fridge full of beer, plus a cooler full of champagne.

I drank Maker's, Belvedere, Jager shots, Couvousier, and 1800.  Which I and my friend dubbed the "Liquor Home Run" because we each covered more than 4 bases (bourbon, vodka, cognac, tequila, liqueur).

I was de facto DJ and the ladies appreciated my picking good music and I danced it up with a few gorgeous Indian chicks (Thrash you would be proud).  If that other asshole in the music thread says that knowing pop music isn't important, I will point him to this argument right here.

I ate a ton of shrimp and shot off fireworks in the middle of nowhere. My kid had a blast. When I lit up the sky, so did his smile.

I went to bed at 8 o clock. I'm starting to think zoomie and i are really soul mates. 

Come over to the dark side... you go to bed early but the wake up sex as the sun comes up is glorious!

And even though I dont need it I get free Viagra from Canada...