Hey Lucky, if you need me to hit it after your quit it with that girl give me a call.

I was at a reasonable party with English lesbians when I got called into work @ 3.30am.

Bummer. Though I can say that getting high to the sunrise is fun.

I was also at a party with several lesbians including Greek Mary and Katie and her wolf until 2am. Then spent the night in a crummy hotel in Front Royal. It was actually a good time.

I was de facto DJ and the ladies appreciated my picking good music and I danced it up with a few gorgeous Indian chicks (Thrash you would be proud).  If that other asshole in the music thread says that knowing pop music isn't important, I will point him to this argument right here.

I listen to it just enough to know it, but, DAMN SON can I spin it ...

Apparently, I am going to spend NYE driving my clinically depressed girlfriend out to the middle of nowhere because she hates St Louis so much that she doesn't even want to be in it on the easiest night of the year to have fun somewhere so we can stare a the full moon and not talk to each other. Seems simple, but according to her, I still managed to screw it up.

At least I got up early enough to jerk off before she woke up, so I could start the new year with some kind of affectionate gesture. Very painful breakup in 10,9,8...

Get rid of the bitch ...
Oh, and same goes for Daddy too ...

Hey Lucky, if you need me to hit it after your quit it with that girl give me a call.

I suppose I'm flattered by the offer, but that would involve moving for a relationship (no matter how brief or spectacular it might be) and moving for a relationship is what started this whole mess I'm in now. No more of that for me.

Thrash, don't call my girlfriend a bitch.

After 13 years, it isn`t that easy.

Damn, I riled both of you ...
I don't know either of them so you can't take my calling them that seriously ...
(If you were that offended, I apologize; I'd just not take that shit)

Either way, I learned a while back that if you aren't happy, move on ...

I know, kids make it a bitch; I know ...

New decade, new, happy lives for everyone, bartender!

New decade, new, happy lives for everyone, bartender!

Get me a drink shithead

Dude, read the quote; ask the bartender ...
... I'm merely the humble host of this new life's party!

Who were the drunk bitches you texted to me last night?

my legs hurt, i saw some great brass bands and string bands today. So far its a good year!

Who were the drunk bitches you texted to me last night?

The blond was my date and the brunette is her "girlfriend" ...
I just thought someone needed to see the girl(s) I was referring to ...

I updated about what actually ended up happening, right?
I mean, who drives drunk on NYE?!?!?

OK, they were hot. And as she clearly demonstrated, her hotness is inversely proportionate to her intelligence.

Anyway I stopped sleeping with women younger than my daughter years ago...

I think picking up dumb hot chicks isn't something you should be allowed to brag about after you're older than 27, given that it's about as complicated as getting a library card or flossing.

I think picking up dumb hot chicks isn't something you should be allowed to brag about after you're older than 27, given that it's about as complicated as getting a library card or flossing.

True as that may be, not many people still do either of those things you mentioned. So, it still stands to be something worth documenting.

I have no kids, thus, I have no conscience ...
They are both, like, 23 or 24 ...

Actually, that's not true ...
Women are weirder these days ...

Anyway, these are just toys to me; they go back on the shelf when I'm done playing with them ...

Remember, I did 7.5 YEARS in a committed relationship; I'm allowed to play around for a bit until I find something worth a fuck and definitely worth keeping ...

... also remember, I had a goal to obtain

... and FYI, I picked up a nice, nice looking girl last night that's mid 30's
... so there!

When is her court date?

The latter one; there isn't one ...
She is going back to South Carolina soon though so I have to act fast ...

The blond's; I didn't ask ...
Why should I concern myself with it?

I got to the party at about 10 on Thursday night, and have a clear memory of from 10 till about 12 or so, then a sort of fuzzy memory of from 12 till about 2 or so, then I woke up at 6pm Friday.

Nicely done ...
... and you were smart enough NOT to drive

* Thrash goes back into a depressed state *

Nicely done ...
... and you were smart enough NOT to drive

Not really.

Oh.

Hey, at least you were smart enough while drinking and driving to not post about it on Twitter.

Lil' Bow Wow tweets while driving drunk through Miami
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/bow_wow_dwi_twit_Vem5AS2M0NilApvIobYuyN

Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as fuck. Just left @livmiami.

Im fucked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris (Brown) might have to drive after next spot.

Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad.

I dunno that it makes me any smarter, but at least I live in a place where there are no DUI's.

They just shoot you on sight?

Nah, drink-driving is pretty well tolerated here. I think it's technically illegal, but it's not enforced AT ALL.

This is a weird new year because I really, really did not expect to still be alive by 2010.

Same here.  I'm hoping for at least 5 for years though.  If I can make it to 30 than I'll be ready to die.