I'm having to talk to Dear right now,

and ask/tell him that if my dad or my son call?

To please tell them that I'm not here,

that he will give me the message that they called,

but that he highly doubts that I'll call back.

I had to tell Dear that, to them?  for them?  I'm dead.

I have to start over,

fresh and new.


Summer's Eve?  roflmfao

Hang on Wenders. Hang on.

Really?  I mean really?

One time, at band camp...

i wish you would save this stuff for a shrink or a diary or something.

At least I'm funnier when I'm obliterated.  What is this nonsense.

There's a pattern, for those who have the ability to see it. Once you see the pattern, she makes perfect sense, sounds absolutely lucid.

Here's the pattern:
12:00h-13:00h - intelligible sober posting
14:00h - post-count drops due to consumption of alcohol
15:00h-16:00h - drunken keyboard-thrashing
17:00h - post-count drops due to consumption of marihuana
18:00h - drug-induced stupor with sandwiches and pickles
19:00h-22:00h - escalating series of drug-induced keyboard-thrashings. Insanity peaks at 22:00h
23:00h-02:00h - coming down. posts are much less frequent but much less intelligible.
03:00h - second wind! oh rapture!
03:00h-06:00h - winding down
07:00h - "good night"s issued.
09:00h - somniloquistic glossolalia. (usually philosophical/political/racist posts channeled directly from FOX News which is left on as white noise to sleep by)
10:00h-11:00h - R.E.M. sleep

Leave me out of this ...

i wish you would save this stuff for a shrink or a diary or something.

Why?  With fiends like you, who will actually just tell me I'm full of shit?

A shrink would never dare to do that.

Think I'm "broken?"

Fix me.

Other folks can't fix you.

You just have to flail around and try to figure it out for yourself and/or connect with other peeps who don't want to be analyzed, just understood.

Sad, and lonesome, but ture.

I've been to a shrink 3 times.

The last time the shrink kept trying to make follow up appointments, which I would then cancel and reschedule, until I finally just moved to a different state.

I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE

I have too much pride to go to a shrink. That's basically admitting defeat. I'll fix my problems through self-medication thank you very much.

I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE

Yup. Me too.

Yeah, I can just take one of those personality disorder quizzes, diagnose myself with them all, and prescribe lots of beer.

And how's that working out for you?

Horribly.  I haven't been drinking, so I am clearly incapable of following doctor's orders.

Slacker.

This is something sort of terrible to me.

The twice I did go to counseling?

It was the other folks in my life that the counselor wanted to talk to.

Now, was I "playing" them?  I didn't think so, but a person wouldn't, would they?

Or was I actually pretty normal, just hurt and dealing as best I could?

That said, I suppose I'm a little afraid to go to one, these days, for fear that I'm every bit as crazy as all of us think I am!  DAMN, I hate not using smilies!  Smilies are my friendz...

If you go to a therapist or psychologist and they want to talk to other members of your family, be afraid. There's a competency hearing in your immediate future...

Thank Odin that all of my family lives up north ...

Just south of it ...

Jersey shore?

No, that'd be hell, man ...
Just north of that ....