or some shit

how the fuck old are you, 20? grow up. you write and dream like you're 14 and angsty because you're mom's brother raped you last year when you got little boobies and he told you not to tell anyone.

yes, this is a serious catfight.

GET IN THE JELLO, BITCH!

or some shit

how the fuck old are you, 20? grow up. you write and dream like you're 14 and angsty because you're mom's brother raped you last year when you got little boobies and he told you not to tell anyone.

Shut your fucking mouth you god damn douche bag full of vagina juice! I have not had little boobs since the 6th grade, and my uncle would fucking throw you off a 150 story building, then you couldn't live to talk shit. By the way, kill yourself. Do the world a favor. I may be 20, but that is irrelevant to my mentality, and you can be any age and have any kind of dream. You are just upset because you probably cant get it up anymore, not even in your dreams. Don't be jealous because I'm still young, and can get my nut in.

you are so right. i can't even get my penis hard when my brain swims with thoughts of you and rihanna going at eachother's boxes til they're both oozing with blood and girl cum.

i am such a pathetic excuse for a man. i deserve to die. tell your uncle i'm ready for his wrath.

...therefore, i will just let you continue on by yourself.

Hmm, Yeah this argument was worse than the 'your face' arguments I have in science.


Anyway, so the night before my lit paper I had a crazy perverted dream. Two new girls joined our school, both like 11 years old, extremely clever. Oriental asian looking, don't know which kind. Probably chinese/japanese since those are the two my subconscious is best with. Anyway, so they were sitting the tests with us and we had a special room to prepare in before the exams started. One of the girls was in there and did a pretty damn good picture on the computer. Then we were all like woah. She was cool.

Then my english teacher came and sent a note to the head saying, I'm going to marry those little girls. He also blew raspberries on my friends bellybutton earlier in the dream. He like, bent over her and she was giggling so much, it was weird. She was on the table. No one thought much of it.

just try to spell "there" correctly next time.

you write and dream like you're 14 and angsty because you're mom's brother

Fail.

just try to spell "there" correctly next time.

you write and dream like you're 14 and angsty because you're mom's brother

Fail.

Haha! Basically.

Quite welcome!

You should totally suck hip's cock.  She would love it.

word?-- she would?

W3rd

Last nights dream was like a game.

I was running away from Anne Robinson. It was night, and creepy.

Was in the garden, there was a big rusty truck there and someone else. A man.

I had money on me and I had a coke bottle. Big litre bottle. Half filled.

Snuck into this big house. Robinson followed me.

I got caught in the main room since  I didn't know here to hide. Then it reset. Second time round I went into the bathroom.

Then I woke up.

I enjoy those kinds of dreams, when i think about them the next morning.
I wonder if they're a step towards lucid dreaming.

you're

i might want to cut back on loaded-gunning after nights of heavy drinking. i'm ashamed of myself.

For shame!

I enjoy those kinds of dreams, when i think about them the next morning.
I wonder if they're a step towards lucid dreaming.

I either remember straight after I wake up or not at all. If it's interesting enough I write it down.

i always have a lot of sexual dreams (wet dreams) but not WET i guess orgasm dreams? and i always have war-like dreams like where i see a lot of fucked up aircrafts attacking us and i see a lot of rockets and missiles and esp blue and white hotizontal striped missiles or some shit that looks like em... and im always a nigger.

Almost, Snausha, not quite:

i always have a lot of sexual dreams (wet dreams) but not WET i guess orgasm dreams? and i always have war-like dreams like where i see a lot of fucked up aircrafts attacking us and i see a lot of rockets and missiles and esp blue and white hotizontal striped missiles or some shit that looks like em... and im always a nigger.

always a nigger? really? there's only one person whiter than me, and that's Michael Jackson. I wonder if his dick is white too.

Only you would wonder that.  You and Bagman.

I keep having dreams with Mariska Hargitay in them. It's not a bad thing either. I had one dream with her, and it took place at a school library. Someone came up to me and hugged me or something, and Mariska was lookin toward me, and behind the persons back hugging me I gave em a weird look, and she laughed. I kept flirting with her and hitting on her, and it seemed to work cuz she kept smiling. for some reason we got in her car and went to her place, and I seduced her somehow. she kept saying she can't do it cause shes 45 and im 20. I kept whispering in her ear so what who cares, and she gave in.. and that night (in my dreams), I had sex with Mariska. --- there was other dreams with her too but nothing really good. one where she gave me a big hug, and another she drew me an inapropriate picture. idk. Yeah, it's random, but not for me cause I have a real big crush on her. ask anyone who knows me.
....Just incase someone didn't know who she is.

Mariska is from MILF City.

she better be a MILF. Her mom was a famous sex symbol, and her dad a famous bodybuilder.

With a mom like this


and a dad like this


i would think the result would be a MILF

an ILF of some sort, I'm sure.

eeehhnnn.....eeehhhnnn.....