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I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.


Share a Weird Dream(Read 59596 times)
Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #240 on: September 02, 2009, 03:40:36 PM
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #241 on: September 02, 2009, 03:41:20 PM
She is 50 with the body of a 30 year old.

Who wants that? Srsly.
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #242 on: September 02, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
She is hot.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #243 on: September 02, 2009, 05:26:51 PM
and barren.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #244 on: September 02, 2009, 05:28:35 PM
And old.
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #245 on: September 02, 2009, 05:31:02 PM
And hot!



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #246 on: September 02, 2009, 07:01:21 PM
And old.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #247 on: September 03, 2009, 02:46:28 AM
with the body of a 30 year old!



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #248 on: September 03, 2009, 10:17:47 AM
That's old.
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #249 on: September 03, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
and illiterate.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #250 on: September 03, 2009, 05:19:22 PM
That's old.

What can I say, chicks that dig anal turn me on.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #251 on: September 03, 2009, 05:56:15 PM
Yucky.
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #252 on: September 03, 2009, 07:54:43 PM
 ___________________________________________
|Name: Daddy                                                        |
|                                                                          |
|Leagues: Loaded-Gun                                             |
|             NAMBLAforum                                          |
|                                                                           |
|Position: Ass Man, 1987-1992 (Rookie)                      |
|            Breast Man, 1992-2002                              |
|            Hole Man, 2003-2009  (Little League)           |
|                                                                          |
|Game Song: Anything Kid Rock                                |
|                                                                           |
|You Will Know Him By: The Boldness of                     |
|his Skidmark, Funk                                                  |
|                                                                          |
|Last Dated: Kyle's Mom                                          /
|                 Kyle                                                  |
|                                                                         \
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|______________________________________/\___|
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #253 on: September 04, 2009, 06:27:24 PM
___________________________________________
|Name: Daddy                                                        |
|                                                                          |
|Leagues: Loaded-Gun                                             |
|             NAMBLAforum                                          |
|                                                                           |
|Position: Ass Man, 1987-1992 (Rookie)                      |
|            Breast Man, 1992-2002                              |
|            Hole Man, 2003-2009  (Little League)           |
|                                                                          |
|Game Song: Anything Kid Rock                                |
|                                                                           |
|You Will Know Him By: The Boldness of                     |
|his Skidmark, Funk                                                  |
|                                                                          |
|Last Dated: Kyle's Mom                                          /
|                 Kyle                                                  |
|                                                                         \
|                                                                          |
|______________________________________/\___|


I am so not a Kid Rock fan who doesn't wear underwear, except assless panties.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #254 on: September 10, 2009, 03:56:30 PM
I remember the field, there was my old geo teacher. I was looking down on as if i were flying over them (ha!) and they were in the field of my primary school. Very pretty it was. The colours all golden and pretty.

Then there was my friend, whom i miss, making something in the snow. I think we were in the courtyard type area of my current school. It's like a rectangle, there's some archways and there's a tree on the left. Exit opposite it on the right. There was a bench, it said something like 'jizz horse' and two other words i can't remember. His mother was there (she taught me when I was 8 years old). I remember thinking I can't let her see the bench but I don't think she noticed.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #255 on: September 11, 2009, 09:46:29 AM
I had a dream with snow at a school as well.

Someone was doing a research project regarding BEARS and CEMETARIES, and I'd set up the electronics to support the project.

There was something wrong with one of the cameras, and water (!!) was spewing out of it (!!).  When I went out to check what was going on, I couldn't find a problem, even though the camera still showed water coming out.

There was lots of snow, and I was running in slacks.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #256 on: September 12, 2009, 08:13:27 AM
I have no dreams, just crushing reality.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #257 on: September 12, 2009, 10:27:44 AM
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #258 on: September 12, 2009, 12:33:37 PM
I'm kinda starting to remember dreams again (touch wood).
I woke up at 7am, remembered my dream, went back to sleep, had another dream and then consequently forgot dream 1.
Then I slept in the middle of the day but I can't remember that one either...

Anyway, dream 1 and dream 2 were about the same person. I know that much.
In my second dream I was on skype, talking to them. We had our usual stupid like conversations.
I think marriage was mentioned, in a joking way. Then someone else came online. Tofun, to be precise. From RT.
He totally spammed me. Kept saying 'jai' again and again, insanely quickly. Then it became skewed, kept saying gibberish.
And after that he said 'I feel the same way about you'. Only, I didn't realise it was him.
I thought it was still the first person I was talking to. So I began to type a response when I realised who it was.
I got annoyed.

The other thing about the dream I remember is falling asleep whilst talking to the first person.
The thing is I have fallen asleep talking to people online before. It's sad and pathetic, but true.
Only, that was at 1am. In my dream the sun was shining, the colours were very pretty.
My room was reorganised too. Currently sitting at my laptop the window is to my left.
In the dream I was at a computer and sitting directly in front of the window, so I could see out.
I was also higher/the window was lower.
I fell asleep in the dream from 4pm - 4.30pm (i checked in it). And I apologised.

That's all i know, I don't know which section happened first but I do know I spent WAY too much time online.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #259 on: September 13, 2009, 10:55:49 AM
I'd returned to college, but it was a military college (partially).  I was there to review some training configurations, as well as implement changes in various protocols.

My name was Major Anders (all I saw from my badge), and I had a Lieutenant working under me whom I called, at some point, Anton.  I'm not sure if that was a first or last name.

Anton at some point asked me what position I'd played in football; I responded that I'd been a fullback.

It took about an hour or rapid-fire question-answer for to me work through some of the current policies with Anton.  I identified some improvements that needed to occur, but left them alone.  We dismissed, and headed to lunch.

At lunch, we met a girl with big boobs (she had on a tight pink shirt) and a hawkish nose.  She talked about how she was having an easy semester so far, but it was just because she took alternating years (and then moved her hand up and down in a pits & valleys kind of aerial graph).  She asked why we weren't talking much, and I explained that I'd just run Anton through the wringer about some things, and he laughed.

Then, the girl complained that she shouldn't have eaten what appeared to be some kind of shrimp lettuce wrap, and that she was now feeling fat.

This is when I woke up.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #260 on: September 13, 2009, 11:00:07 AM
Anton at some point asked me what position I'd played in football; I responded that I'd been a fullback.

Were you actually?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #261 on: September 13, 2009, 11:21:17 AM
Anton at some point asked me what position I'd played in football; I responded that I'd been a fullback.

Were you actually?

No, that's the weird thing.  I was an Offensive Guard.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #262 on: September 14, 2009, 01:44:44 AM
I got called ugly. I had my photo taken. I argued with a pretty boy I hate.
I went to a safari park. And saw the giraffes. Their enclosure was called 'fondu and pendi'.
I talked to a woman, janine from eastenders. Only she was nice. And we discussed the safari park.

I had a different bag too. My bright green quiksilver bag was inside another bag and I didn't want to use it.

Anyway, then I had to leave. I was late, people were annoyed.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #263 on: September 14, 2009, 02:04:02 AM
  High above the sky is burning bright, all orange and yellow of a dancing flame. I myself am burning something hotter, burning from within, my blood on fire, my heart the pounding inferno of Dionysian savages set about a sacrifice. My legs will barely support my weight, for they are febrile, too feeble to straighten. My cane, a pitch-glossed blackthorn, tapping against the cracked concrete, echoing across and re-crossing the street, bounding from the crumbling brick and shining steel that walls this barren canyon. Those walls, those buildings, standing over me in judgment, their faces darkened by their own short shadows. I do not slacken my pace in their condemnation, I do not slack my pace for the sake of my lame leg, my bent back. Click clack, click clack, I drive myself faster, faster than those few others traveling my way, passing them by with hard shoulders coiling like serpents beneath my rough black shirt, serpents hard and hissing like the grave.

  Women, the young girls who once cried out their love for me, they come the other way every now and then through this endless noon, passing me in their swirling skirts, their lazy summer dresses, their sweat-sculpted tresses. My own red-gold locks are long since shorn, my face baked as lean and Quixotic as that of a wooden Indian, yet it is not this which keeps my secret. Most of all, most of all, it is my crooked gait, my bowed head hiding those protean, Promethean eyes, it is the bending of the back which once stood strangely tall. By this they do not know me, though their wombs do still remember. I feel it in the air between us, even as I watch them only as the coursing hound watches the briars as they fly past. I feel their gate slacken as their legs widen almost imperceptibly, as their pelvises tilt, as they wonder at their own sudden loss of grace. Their hems wave to me in siren semaphore, and then they are passed, left wondering at this dark stranger as they would a fevered dream lost to the morning routine.

  I arrive at length before the wrought iron gates, and as I touch their artful convulsions, their beauteous black contortions, they burst open, crying out in ecstasy and adoration.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #264 on: September 15, 2009, 05:27:46 AM
I was walking through a forest behind some apartments in another state in my bra, panties, and cowboy boots.  Then a sexy ripped guy comes after me while I am giggling and running away.  He catches me and pushes me against a tree and takes his belt off and takes my hands and ties them behind my back around the trunk of the tree.  Then he pulls my underwear down, picks me up with one arm, strangles me with the other, and fucks me hard against the tree.  Then he makes me crouch down and give him a blow while he is holding my head and ramming his cock in and out of my mouth.  After a few minutes he blows his load all over my tits and lets me go.  Then he picks me up and carries me back to his apartmemnt.erg.dsf.g...... wait.. this wasn't a dream, it was real life!
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #265 on: September 18, 2009, 09:31:44 AM
I had a dream that danzig called me and told me how he'd been dating a girl for 4 weeks, and that he was really happy.

Then there was a long uncomfortable pause, which I filled with "Have you killed her yet?"

Danzig said "Uh...  I gotta go."
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #266 on: September 20, 2009, 12:45:26 AM
hahahaha


I had a dream last night that I had to cut off my hands to give them to my unborn child so that he could recreate me via DNA.  Then some scientists ripped the child from my womb, cut off my hands, and killed me.  It was weird.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #267 on: September 20, 2009, 11:43:47 PM
I had a dream where a co-worker asked me "so, which one is your favorite?" while I was reading LG.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #268 on: September 21, 2009, 12:25:20 AM
Did you have this dream before or after the 2nd cock pic was posted ??
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #269 on: September 21, 2009, 01:38:20 AM
my and my brother needed to give this guy a parcel.
it used our birthnames, and thus was very dangerous, but i think it was a spa set.
anyway, we tried to give it to the guy but when we found it we hid from him.
i don't know why. he was going to attack us or something.
unfortunately, when we hid i went under the windowsil but my head was still visable.
he found us easily.
and then it started a big battle.
and i was trying to do magic but i couldn't. so i just made the explosion sound effects in the hope that it would help my magic making abilities.

and i remember his apartment was on floor 3 and me and my bro were like, hey, let's go to the top floor!!


after that i was at school. but this was not the new school i am at currently, this was different. the school was actually in our house.
anyway, cut a long story short.
there was this weird asian dude who thought i had a crush on him when i was trying to be nice.
there was a guy from my current school there who made neat smalltalk.

him: so how's it going?
me: fine, it's just fine, everything's fucking fine, everything's always fucking fine, even the word fine is fine!!
-pause-
you?
him: he smiles and shrugs.


zoe was there with a greenday folder
the weird asian dude was competing in the olympics (oh yeah, we were hosting the olympics).
and i messsed up my speech again.
i wanted to say something beginning with p and ended up saying presentational. i don't know how.
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