I had a dream I was Face from the A Team and we were trying to recover stolen Cambodian gold from a psychotic scientist who looks a lot like Devin Townsend and hip was helicopter pilot dropping us off at our target. Odd.

Oh yeah, I had a weird dream last night. I dreamed I was immortal, but that I was also paralyzed and couldn't move. I was conscious of everything in the room and I knew I would live forever so I regretted the fact that I couldn't move. I kept hoping someone or something would come in, but nothing did.

Holy fuck, that's a depressing dream.

i had a dream i left my school, went to another one less snobby posh one. but i was scared because i didnt know what they would be like at the new one. and if it turned out it was crap then i wouldnt be able to come back. the snobby posh one was beautiful though in the dream. it had like a main chamber sorta thing with loads of wildlife and birds and animals.. it even had a waterfall.

i didnt tell anyone i was leaving. i just went.



then later on i had a dream they were making a list for people going to this dance thing that took classics (a subject I took).
i watched them and they knew i was there but they never put my name down.

the other night i dreamt i was being chased around tesco with a mouldy spliff by my friend.
welll.. shes not really a friend but we have the same circle of friends so eh.

anyway, she was doing that to try and get me high.
i squirted baby oil on the floor to stop her.
i kept trying to run fast but i couldnt, no matter how hard i tried and she was catching up to me.
it wasnt nice.

oh yeah and she got her mug shot taken in tesco, it was up on the screen.

Kind of the reverse of my normal dream where I'm running open-fingered toward a spliff I'm chasing but the floor is covered in baby oil and I can make no headway.

j/k

Kind of the reverse of my normal dream where I'm running open-fingered toward a spliff I'm chasing but the floor is covered in baby oil and I can make no headway.

j/k

Night terror!

I often have dreams where I need to fight someone and am suddenly super-weak. It usually feels kinda like I'm trying to punch or kick while submerged in water.

No, my real most common dream is that I'm too drunk to perform the activities I want to do. Same basic idea, though. Extremely annoying.

I've had those, especially being too drunk and driving too fast and only barely not crashing dreams.

I often have dreams where I need to fight someone and am suddenly super-weak. It usually feels kinda like I'm trying to punch or kick while submerged in water.

I've had a few like that too.


..but I'm always super weak.

I dreamed I totally molested a friends wife ... and she didn't mind!

I dreamed I totally molested a friends wife ... and she didn't mind! was powerless to stop me!

I had a dream that a brothel opened up at a less than comfortable hotel and the code phrase for by the hour rate was "I would like the hot lunch." I had three hos with me who were all strippers from a local club. They sold out of rooms and then we looked for the ice machine. I then was woken up by a friend who called me. I was just a few moments away from getting laid...in my dreams.

Last night I had a dream that Sasha and some guy she was friends with were passing through town and they were staying at my place for the night. For some reason in the dream I was still with the ex wife, and she got all pissy about the house guests and said something really nasty that made me punch her in the face. Her cheek was all busted up, so I spent the rest of the dream trying to not get caught by the po-po.

Hahaha!

I didn't know you had a previous wife, dude.

Well, it was a dream.

I dream with lingering side effects

Oh, I have an ex wife alright. She's a cunt.

*yawn*

Whine to me when you have two.

Two?

I have zero ex wives and am not entirely convinced that I want a first wife to be able to make an ex.

don't want an ex. 

I used to tell certain guys that I dated that they would make really good ex husbands.  Then they started proposing and I had to stop saying that.

I'd make a good ex husband. 

Of course, the same lack of emotional attachment would probably make me a horrible husband.

When I get married I will make sure my fiancee knows full well I am not going to get a divorce, ever.



yesterdays dream i was in classics.
with loads of people from french.
we were reading the book.
but at the end it had loads of words missing.
someone had tried to write them in.. and failed.
theyd also tried to paint it.
and do shades to make it look pretty.
but also failed at that.

When I get married I will make sure my fiancee knows full well I am not going to get a divorce, ever

Nobody goes into a marriage intending to get divorced. But shit happens. Relationships end.

People today get divorced over the most trivial bullshit, though. If I were marrying, an above-average degree of commitment would be prerequisite. I don't want to waste my time under false impressions.

Nobody goes into a marriage intending to get divorced. But shit happens. Relationships end.

No I mean it, I can compromise on some things.. but not divorce.

Nobody goes into a marriage intending to get divorced. But shit happens. Relationships end.

No I mean it, I can compromise on some things.. but not divorce.

So what would you do if your husband wanted a divorce?  Murder/suicide?  There's not really a way you can stop them from just ditching the marriage if that's what they want to do.

that's very strong coming from someone who's future life partner will be vetted, or more likely chosen by her family