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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Share a Weird Dream(Read 59596 times)
Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #390 on: November 27, 2009, 07:15:16 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #391 on: November 27, 2009, 07:31:38 PM



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #392 on: November 27, 2009, 07:39:34 PM
Unfortunately I only saw the first season and had it on DVD untill a friend ran off to the Carolinas with my copy...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #393 on: November 27, 2009, 07:47:20 PM
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #394 on: December 02, 2009, 03:20:55 PM
I was chilling with my friend/local bartender in a beach bar next to a big pasture, across from some houses. We saw a jet taking off from nearby at a funny angle, and all of a sudden it lost control and nosedived into the pasture, destroying several houses.

We ran up to see if we could help anyone cuz the plane hadn't exploded much, so we wanted to get people out of there ASAP. I wasn't wearing any shoes and kept cutting and burning my feet on various bits of hot shrapnel and debris.

There were lots of people burning, and it smelt like some kinda gross pork tenderloin, like off meat or something. At this point I woke up with a start and my feet actually sort of hurt for a second as I went from dream to reality.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #395 on: December 03, 2009, 09:36:51 AM
I dreamed I was at a beach party where beers were twenty-five cents.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #396 on: December 03, 2009, 01:55:07 PM
Sounds like Tortola.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #397 on: December 20, 2009, 08:01:18 AM
I went to subway to buy food.
there was a long queue.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #398 on: January 01, 2010, 11:43:20 PM
dreamed i was hanging out with si on a beach. plus i was taller and slightly thinner and looked better in a bathing suit.

woke up and realized that si is the only person whose drug use doesn't annoy the shit out of me.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #399 on: January 02, 2010, 06:51:22 AM
I dreamed that Danzig was going down on tricky`s huge dick. Then she came on his neck beard. And Emp and Zoomie were scowling the entire time while trading shots of whiskey.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #400 on: January 02, 2010, 04:59:30 PM
I use to have a lot of dreams involving lesbian sex with my mother.

 :-X



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #401 on: January 02, 2010, 05:04:17 PM
Emp and Zoomie were scowling the entire time while trading shots of whiskey.

We actually do this on occasion. Last time it was Midleton's Very Rare .vs George Dickel.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #402 on: January 02, 2010, 06:37:35 PM
dreamed i was hanging out with si on a beach. plus i was taller and slightly thinner and looked better in a bathing suit.

woke up and realized that si is the only person whose drug use doesn't annoy the shit out of me.

Sweet! :D
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #403 on: January 03, 2010, 04:39:45 PM
My drug use annoys the shit out of me as well.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #404 on: January 03, 2010, 05:07:23 PM
I've been dreaming a lot recently, well remembering those dreams anyway.

I recently dreamt I was link from legend of zelda and I fell in love with... Link from legend of zelda, but the older version from after everything (I was the younger version from before everything).

I use to have a lot of dreams involving lesbian sex with my mother.

 :-X

o.O



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #405 on: January 03, 2010, 07:33:43 PM
I use to have a lot of dreams involving lesbian sex with my mother.

 :-X

Can I be your mother?



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #406 on: January 03, 2010, 07:49:54 PM
Mosh - anatomically correct.
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Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #407 on: January 08, 2010, 11:26:45 AM
I had like 4 sex dreams in a row last night, it was like an unconscious orgy.

I think I need to possibly get laid.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #408 on: January 08, 2010, 03:51:15 PM



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #409 on: January 08, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Nah they're all spambots... I mean, yeah that might work!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #410 on: February 14, 2010, 04:21:58 PM
Drugmoth was in my dream the other night.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #411 on: February 16, 2010, 04:42:05 AM
dreamed i was hanging out with si on a beach. plus i was taller and slightly thinner and looked better in a bathing suit.

woke up and realized that si is the only person whose drug use doesn't annoy the shit out of me.

Wish I could find a woman like that.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #412 on: February 16, 2010, 04:02:14 PM
You'd like a taller, slightly thinner version of Sarah who hangs out with me on beaches and doesn't find my drug use annoying?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #413 on: February 17, 2010, 05:02:08 AM



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #414 on: February 17, 2010, 08:00:26 AM
Drugmoth was in my dream the other night.

Baha!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #415 on: February 17, 2010, 10:01:16 AM
Just as I was dozing off last night on my couch, I had a super vivid dream that I was driving along, and something by the sun visor caught my eye. I looked up, and saw the gnarliest, most vicious-looking, HUGE spider crawling towards me on the ceiling. I jumped back into the sofa so forcefully I woke myself up.

I often get startling dreams as I'm drifting off, but almost always they're the feeling of falling type. This one really made me jump.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #416 on: February 20, 2010, 06:19:31 AM
^ haha! Nice.


I dreamt of a little girl, was at school and I saw her, with blood runnin down her face. And a bit of brain visible. I was supposed to get help but I just kept getting distracted.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #417 on: March 22, 2010, 02:11:54 AM
My mum did weed. O.o
with a straw.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #418 on: March 22, 2010, 04:06:01 PM
She snorted it?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Share a Weird Dream Reply #419 on: March 22, 2010, 05:24:24 PM
Nope. I'm not totally sure how it works but she had a straw in her mouth and was inhaling using it.

I got really scared because the town we were in was very strict about weed, even though half the people we met were doing it.