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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.


mother fucking farmville(Read 15654 times)
mother fucking farmville on: January 10, 2010, 08:45:05 PM
who has it!!?!?!

friend me on facebook!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
Sweetie, you know I'd do anything for you. Anything. No really. But FB apps... you've broken my heart.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 10:00:04 PM
I play it sometimes. 



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 11:23:43 PM
You friend me and I'll send you gifts.

Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 03:02:54 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #5 on: January 11, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Sweetie, you know I'd do anything for TO you. Anything. No really. But FB apps... you've broken my heart.

Fixed.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #6 on: January 11, 2010, 09:25:47 AM
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 12:09:14 PM
FB apps are pretty shitty, boring games.

But they're designed for the cubicle dweller who doesn't have much else to do with their time.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 12:28:10 PM
Sweetie, you know I'd do anything for TO you. Anything. No really. But FB apps... you've broken my heart.

Fixed.

Can't argue with that...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #9 on: January 11, 2010, 06:12:53 PM
add me! geeklove@comcast.net

mama needs 1 more neighbor.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #10 on: January 11, 2010, 06:24:13 PM
You can't be invited or added.  You apparently have the most restrictive setting possible!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #11 on: January 11, 2010, 06:34:42 PM
Haha seriously!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #12 on: January 11, 2010, 06:55:15 PM
That's just her way of denying her lust for me...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 07:37:40 PM
oh poopies.  ???

well tell me how to add you!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #14 on: January 11, 2010, 07:48:30 PM
help me kill my dragon on Castle Age, bitches
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #15 on: January 11, 2010, 07:51:46 PM
well tell me how to add you!

Type our email addys or real (ish) names into the search.

help me kill my dragon on Castle Age, bitches

Pardon ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #16 on: January 11, 2010, 07:52:15 PM
you're allready helping, and in triplicate too!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #17 on: January 11, 2010, 07:52:59 PM
Goddam Brian, how many facebook accounts do you need???
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #18 on: January 11, 2010, 08:02:04 PM
Lay off, I only have 12.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #19 on: January 11, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
Yeah well Ian suckered me into adding another one, which will be blocked.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #20 on: January 11, 2010, 08:05:48 PM
I only use them for helping people out with games.  No need to worry.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #21 on: January 11, 2010, 08:30:21 PM
well tell me how to add you!

Type our email addys or real (ish) names into the search.


I don't know that kind of info on you people!



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #22 on: January 11, 2010, 08:34:45 PM
I PM'd you.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #23 on: January 11, 2010, 09:24:57 PM
I'm seriously addicted to farmville
its great annoying the relatives with all status updates :D
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #24 on: January 11, 2010, 10:03:53 PM
So your relatives are too stupid to figure out how insanely easy it is to not see your farmville crap, eh?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #25 on: January 11, 2010, 10:09:21 PM
holy poopsauce! psychopathetic's kids are fucking adorable.

*facebook stalks all of you*



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #26 on: January 11, 2010, 10:23:07 PM
Si likes this.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #27 on: January 11, 2010, 10:36:53 PM
Speaking of facebook stalking, I'm pretty sure I've accidently stumbled across chewy on facebook because we're both friends with a local bartender.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #28 on: January 12, 2010, 01:09:29 AM
So your relatives are too stupid to figure out how insanely easy it is to not see your farmville crap, eh?

one of em did figure it out, nobody else says anything
shh my addiction is the family secret
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: mother fucking farmville Reply #29 on: January 12, 2010, 03:27:53 AM
aw yeah! the addition of Emperor Reagan was enough to get me a dairy barn.  ;D