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I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.

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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #60 on: January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never fuck fat chicks.   BUT black guys in skinny jeans do and they are hot.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #61 on: January 28, 2010, 06:57:41 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never fuck fat chicks where I come from.   BUT black guys in skinny jeans do and they are hot.

More accurate representation of the facts.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #62 on: January 28, 2010, 08:21:00 PM
Whoa ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #63 on: January 28, 2010, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never admit to fucking fat chicks.   BUT they do anyways.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #64 on: January 29, 2010, 04:37:34 AM
Black guys (or any guys at all for that matter) in skinny jeans does not happen down here. They'd get killed, probably. I'm not even joking, unfortunately.

Quote from: tibor on January 28, 2010, 10:35:55 AM


She is/was super hot. Ever see Bedazzled? SOOOO hot.

Might be a little old now though.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #65 on: January 29, 2010, 04:43:38 AM
Would hit it in a second

« Last Edit: January 29, 2010, 05:25:05 AM by underclass »
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #66 on: January 29, 2010, 05:35:42 AM
I would too... with a cricket bat.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #67 on: January 29, 2010, 08:44:59 AM
gtfo
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #68 on: January 29, 2010, 08:46:38 AM
Skinny hag.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #69 on: January 29, 2010, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never fuck fat chicks.   BUT black guys in skinny jeans do and they are hot.

I'd never actually fuck a hipster anyways.

Too afraid they'd break.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #70 on: January 29, 2010, 08:17:02 PM
I'm unbreakable, but you can try all you want...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #71 on: January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #72 on: January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #73 on: January 29, 2010, 09:45:09 PM
You have a job, a GF who has a job, a belly and a smoking habit.

OK, so you're 1/4 hipster
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #74 on: January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.

You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions. Although in this case your judgement is spot on
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #75 on: January 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.

I have sideburns... or are they passe nowadays?

And I'm only fat compared to skinny people...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #76 on: January 29, 2010, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.

You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions.

I'm not that kind of gal.  :-\
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #77 on: January 30, 2010, 11:18:53 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.
I have sideburns... or are they passe nowadays?

And I'm only fat compared to skinny people...

Yeah me too. Since I quit smoking I'm packing on the pounds. My dick is almost an inch shorter...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #78 on: January 30, 2010, 11:52:57 AM
I've lost about 20 lbs and 3 inches off my waist in the last 3 months.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #79 on: January 30, 2010, 03:54:24 PM
Black guys in skinny jeans over here.

But I want a guy who's not thinner than me.
That's just depressing.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #80 on: January 30, 2010, 04:50:59 PM
Yea I can't do super skinny either.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #81 on: January 30, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
Black guys will do anyone/thing ....

Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.

Learn to be; it's Uber-fun!

You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions.

I'm not that kind of gal.  :-\
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #82 on: January 30, 2010, 06:22:33 PM
No true.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #83 on: January 30, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
Black guys will do anyone/thing ....
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.
Learn to be; it's Uber-fun!
You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions.
I'm not that kind of gal.  :-\


Where's the other part of my post that said "Learn to be; it's Uber-fun!" after CT's post?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #84 on: January 30, 2010, 07:41:12 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 11:18:53 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.
I have sideburns... or are they passe nowadays?

And I'm only fat compared to skinny people...

Yeah me too. Since I quit smoking I'm packing on the pounds. My dick is almost an inch shorter...

That's just perspective... looking over your belly.

It's probably actually 2 inches shorter.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #85 on: January 30, 2010, 08:35:16 PM
Yeah thanks I feel so much better.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #86 on: January 30, 2010, 10:34:18 PM
silver linings man, silver linings...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #87 on: January 31, 2010, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 30, 2010, 10:34:18 PM
silver linings man, silver linings...

especially in zoomie's case
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #88 on: January 31, 2010, 11:40:36 AM
The silver lining of my life is that no matter how old, broke, and unhappy I am, there's a fat girl out there somewhere who wants to suck the life out of me through my cock.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #89 on: January 31, 2010, 12:18:05 PM
Yeah what's the deal with fat chicks and giving awesome head?  In my experience the fatter they are the meaner they suck.
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