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Quote from: 13chemicals
I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.

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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #60 on: January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never fuck fat chicks.   BUT black guys in skinny jeans do and they are hot.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #61 on: January 28, 2010, 06:57:41 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never fuck fat chicks where I come from.   BUT black guys in skinny jeans do and they are hot.

More accurate representation of the facts.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #62 on: January 28, 2010, 08:21:00 PM
Whoa ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #63 on: January 28, 2010, 11:47:19 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never admit to fucking fat chicks.   BUT they do anyways.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #64 on: January 29, 2010, 04:37:34 AM
Black guys (or any guys at all for that matter) in skinny jeans does not happen down here. They'd get killed, probably. I'm not even joking, unfortunately.

Quote from: tibor on January 28, 2010, 10:35:55 AM


She is/was super hot. Ever see Bedazzled? SOOOO hot.

Might be a little old now though.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #65 on: January 29, 2010, 04:43:38 AM
Would hit it in a second

« Last Edit: January 29, 2010, 05:25:05 AM by underclass »
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #66 on: January 29, 2010, 05:35:42 AM
I would too... with a cricket bat.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #67 on: January 29, 2010, 08:44:59 AM
gtfo
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #68 on: January 29, 2010, 08:46:38 AM
Skinny hag.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #69 on: January 29, 2010, 04:56:51 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 28, 2010, 06:52:07 PM
Hipster white boys in skinny jeans never fuck fat chicks.   BUT black guys in skinny jeans do and they are hot.

I'd never actually fuck a hipster anyways.

Too afraid they'd break.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #70 on: January 29, 2010, 08:17:02 PM
I'm unbreakable, but you can try all you want...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #71 on: January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #72 on: January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #73 on: January 29, 2010, 09:45:09 PM
You have a job, a GF who has a job, a belly and a smoking habit.

OK, so you're 1/4 hipster
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #74 on: January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.

You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions. Although in this case your judgement is spot on
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #75 on: January 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.

I have sideburns... or are they passe nowadays?

And I'm only fat compared to skinny people...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #76 on: January 29, 2010, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.

You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions.

I'm not that kind of gal.  :-\
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #77 on: January 30, 2010, 11:18:53 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.
I have sideburns... or are they passe nowadays?

And I'm only fat compared to skinny people...

Yeah me too. Since I quit smoking I'm packing on the pounds. My dick is almost an inch shorter...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #78 on: January 30, 2010, 11:52:57 AM
I've lost about 20 lbs and 3 inches off my waist in the last 3 months.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #79 on: January 30, 2010, 03:54:24 PM
Black guys in skinny jeans over here.

But I want a guy who's not thinner than me.
That's just depressing.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #80 on: January 30, 2010, 04:50:59 PM
Yea I can't do super skinny either.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #81 on: January 30, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
Black guys will do anyone/thing ....

Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.

Learn to be; it's Uber-fun!

You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions.

I'm not that kind of gal.  :-\
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #82 on: January 30, 2010, 06:22:33 PM
No true.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #83 on: January 30, 2010, 06:37:54 PM
Quote from: Thrash on January 30, 2010, 05:16:26 PM
Black guys will do anyone/thing ....
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 11:29:31 PM
Quote from: underclass on January 29, 2010, 09:45:55 PM
Quote from: communist twat on January 29, 2010, 09:44:19 PM
also. I would never fuck a male who wears skinny jeans.
Learn to be; it's Uber-fun!
You need to sleep around a bit before you leap to such conclusions.
I'm not that kind of gal.  :-\


Where's the other part of my post that said "Learn to be; it's Uber-fun!" after CT's post?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #84 on: January 30, 2010, 07:41:12 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 30, 2010, 11:18:53 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 29, 2010, 09:14:43 PM
You're not a hipster ya fat fuck.
I have sideburns... or are they passe nowadays?

And I'm only fat compared to skinny people...

Yeah me too. Since I quit smoking I'm packing on the pounds. My dick is almost an inch shorter...

That's just perspective... looking over your belly.

It's probably actually 2 inches shorter.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #85 on: January 30, 2010, 08:35:16 PM
Yeah thanks I feel so much better.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #86 on: January 30, 2010, 10:34:18 PM
silver linings man, silver linings...
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #87 on: January 31, 2010, 07:57:25 AM
Quote from: Mosh on January 30, 2010, 10:34:18 PM
silver linings man, silver linings...

especially in zoomie's case
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #88 on: January 31, 2010, 11:40:36 AM
The silver lining of my life is that no matter how old, broke, and unhappy I am, there's a fat girl out there somewhere who wants to suck the life out of me through my cock.
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Re: who do you have a boner for Reply #89 on: January 31, 2010, 12:18:05 PM
Yeah what's the deal with fat chicks and giving awesome head?  In my experience the fatter they are the meaner they suck.
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