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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

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Bender on: January 19, 2010, 10:41:05 PM
Well I've been on a three day bender sucking down forties 24 hours a day.

Anybody notice? LOL

Tonight I bought a bottle of hard shit. First thing I did was crack it open and offer it to the homeless woman begging outside the store.
Yeah, I don't really believe in karma but what the fuck.

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Re: Bender Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 10:44:07 PM
Any particular reason for the "celebration?"

Oh, yeah ~ and did the lady take it?
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Re: Bender Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 10:54:50 PM
Why yes she did and there is never any valid reason for such celebration, it's all like "will I be alive tomorrow" and the answer is always . wtf cares.
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Re: Bender Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 10:57:59 PM
Wow, guy.  You sound a little depressed.

Would thinking about me stalking Sasha for her skin help your mental outlook any?

"Cuz I could TOTALLY go back to drinking ...
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Re: Bender Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 11:06:47 PM
maybe if I had some nipples to look at I could be saved?
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Re: Bender Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
Your wish is my command!

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Re: Bender Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
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Re: Bender Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 03:24:56 AM


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Thanks but I've been fondling these for days now. I like that yours are so much more durable though.

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