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Quote from: underclass
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


Mass Murder(Read 2853 times)
Mass Murder on: January 23, 2010, 08:59:23 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Mass Murder Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 12:26:36 PM
Moo.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Mass Murder Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 12:38:44 PM
Wow, I dreamed I tried to drown some kittens this morning.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Mass Murder Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 03:57:07 PM
"Man kills 400 kittens, then self"



Re: Mass Murder Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 04:45:34 AM
Hey Mosh, you can take em with you!

I was always down with the Egyptian way, when I die, all my possessions (woman, children, if any, pets, etc) are to be slaughtered and buried with me.